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Those muffins be toppin'

already a viera version. brain not workimg gud

"Audentes deus ipse iuvat." -Ovid

Also, is there already a version? Just curious.

An electronic cable that's labeled in broken english "prog ramming cable"

People use a cable for that? Oh. I just use my finger.

Nah, cause the act of humans performing the music is transformative. Real human-written songs would be more... I dunno... legit.

But a human playing a song that a clanker wrote isn't any less authentic than a human playing out of a fakebook or from tabs they found online. There's still an artist.

(next to a crossed out Home Depot logo) “Home Depot has allowed its parking lots to become ground zero for ICE raids on immigrant day laborers, and its billionaire co-founder Bernie Marcus has funneled millions into Trump's campaigns.” (next to a crossed out Target logo) “Target, which once branded itself as the friendly, inclusive big-box store, has now scrapped its DEl goals and scaled back LGBTQ+ offerings to avoid angering the regime.” (next to a crossed out Amazon logo) “Amazon didn't just shower Trump's inauguration with cash -- Jeff Bezos' company pitched facial-recognition tools to ICE and powers the Palantir systems ICE uses to track and deport immigrants, making Amazon a core contractor for the regime's deportation machine.”

During this busiest shopping period of the year, we’re hitting pause on purchases from Home Depot, Target, and Amazon. Let’s make our dollars count by refusing to support corporations complicit in Trump’s authoritarian power grab: weaintbuyingit.com/?utm_source=bluesky

News article headline: "EVANGELICAL TRUMP SUPPORTER ASKS GOD TO GIVE HER STRENGTH TO INTEGRATE PEDOPHILIA INTO HER TRADITIONAL CHRISTIAN VALUES"

still wild to me that someone dreamed up an entire political party centered around wanting to suck dick and being mad enough about it to take away everyone's healthcare

BRASILIA, Brazil (AP) — Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro begins serving 27-year prison sentence.

Oh hey, a sequel. Good job on having such hot OCs, everyone.

#nsfwgpose #bposersnsfw #viera

I think, with enough pickle beer, a bitch might be liable to get silly on two wheels.

"Does the bicycle make women cruel?" An old timey Victorian era illustration of a woman riding a safety bicycle, running another woman the fuck over.

🧐

pickle beer

Pickle beer from Oklahoma 🤨

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "AI doesn't care if you live or die."

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "talk to humans"

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "Fuck this!"

Sign for a "Friend" ad defaced with graffiti reading "you don't have to accept this future."

Yesterday my partner and I counted all the ads along Chicago's Brown Line for "Friend," a company selling an AI chatbot pendant, and tallied how many of those ads were defaced.

Still working on a longer piece on this, but here's the quick and dirty: we counted 104 "Friend" ads total, 42 defaced.

Moisturized, demure, in her lane, dick in hand, unbothered, probably beating it to your OC.

I said I'd stop doing dicked up content but this brainworm wouldn't leave me alone.

#nsfwgpose #bposersnsfw #viera

An original Intellivision, hooked up to a CRT TV, playing Burger Time.

Like, _origin_ origin? Reluctantly... Intellivison.

SNES was a banger too though. NES never really caught my attention as much.

Built Relationships With... - Assorted Transgenders - Grindcore Fans - Lesbians - 30-50 Feral Hogs - The Furry Community - Left Wing Extremists - Sex Workers Your contacts are the real "money." Network your way to success.

When The Algorithm(tm) knows you're in Arkansas...

Woo, pig!

The Indian Health Service Is Flagging Vaccine-Related Speech. Doctors Say They’re Being Censored. Officials have deemed terms like “immunizations” and “vaccines” risky “buzzwords” that require approval to be used in social media posts, pamphlets and presentations.

NEW: Officials at the Indian Health Service have deemed terms like “immunizations” and “vaccines” risky “buzzwords” that require approval to be used in social media posts, pamphlets and presentations for patients.

They said “science fair-style” and we took it seriously.

See you at the Chicago Waldorf School for the 40th Ward Dems candidate fair! ☺️

haha no bingo for me

actually, this is a bingo card

haha no bingo for me

actually, this is a bingo card

Three "half cup" measuring cups. All are also marked in milliliters. One is 118 ml, one is 120 ml, one is 125 ml.

This is why, when cooking, I go by instinct. Measuring spoons and cups can fuck right off. This is also why, when BAKING, I weigh ingredients on a digital scale.

Trans women you may encounte: An alignment chart.

howcome most of my friends are multiclassed?

queer mfs be like: "let me just hang up this wrinkly flag on my wall" the pics: wrinkly ass flags

my flag be smoooooth

Iron yo shit, fools.

It me.

It me too.

Tried to balance phone on dashboard for a driveway selfie. The screwed up pic turned out almost better than the composed one.

Also there are blend-it-yourself places where you can experiment and smell things as you develop a scent.

What kind of fragrances really speak to you? I've always been into citrus + earthy. Came up with this, top to bottom: lime, grapefruit, neroli, bergamot, cardamom, amber and sandalwood.

yo, blend your own! i did that a while ago and it was super fun.

Reba McEnrite tweeted "boots with the fur" in a selfie of her wearing furless boots and a fur coat. Twitter reply said: "Okay this is the first time I have considered that the boots themselves did not have the fur" Tumblr reply said: "Interesting implications vis a vis the Reeboks with the straps"

cute. i'm going to need winter footwear soon. probably gonna end up with some napoleon dynamite ass moon boots. oh well.

have a shitpost

It's a restaurant order ticket. Guest is "2 GIRLS". The order is for "1 CALAMARI".

i don't recall the original version having tentacles