@davidmaher.bsky.social
Scottish Zen Biker living in Easter Ross, Dog Lover, Östalgist, Eternal Optimist About Ross County FC, 70s Music and Comedy, Snap Happy.
Me? I do the opposite
I've trained my dog to shit on anything pink
Manufacturers of a particular cleaning powder are raging
My fave TRB song.
I also have a uke.
Why did this not occur to me sooner...? 🤔
I'm no fan of the military for personal reasons, but the revelation that the Andrew Formerly Known As Prince was showing up at the Cenotaph in full rig, whilst at the same time pitching Helmand as a "Future Investment Opportunity" boils my p*ss.
This is why I despise Capitalism
They never heard of home brew?
11.02.2026 12:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You're more likely to hear a leased Audi driven through there
Trust me it's an insult to the Highlands
And I'm working there later...
Here you go.
Totally bereft of soul
Tornagrain is near Inverness. A new development of Victorian Town houses. It looks like the Truman Show. It's a rural area
My cousin rode her horse through there on a Sunday morning.
Punter came out his front door and complained about the noise of hooves on the cobbles...🤦♂️
Colour me shocked.
A radical departure from I Believe In Father Christmas for sure
That reads like an Alan Bennett script....
09.02.2026 18:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That's Pete Sinfield formerly of King Crimson, and producer of Emerson, Lake & Palmer?
09.02.2026 18:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0😁
02.02.2026 20:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ooooh! Southport!
02.02.2026 20:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Siouxie Sioux did Cabaret....
02.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It's all happening at Haigh Hall
30.01.2026 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t cower to bullies 💪🏽
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Funny you should post this.
Gina is my sister-in-law
My photo from last week
Just a month ago the UK agreed to a deal in which the NHS has to pay £3bn a year more for US drugs.
The only thing we got was an agreement the UK would face no tariffs.
Today that deal has been broken by the USA.
The deal must be torn up and no money stolen from the NHS.
Will the media headlines be as superlative as those I saw this morning?
"Rangers crush Annan"
It was Annan Athletic.
At Ibrox.
5-0
Get real....
Loving the Koala ❤️
17.01.2026 13:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Yes. This 👍
17.01.2026 07:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Motorhome drivers are wankers anyway.
Problem solved.
You're welcome.
Made from a school chair....?
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Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
05.01.2026 18:24 — 👍 38237 🔁 11692 💬 1884 📌 921I consider myself a "funny" Catholic. By that, I mean I maintain my faith with an irreverent sense of humour (thanks to my Gt Uncle who was a priest)
A theologian cocooned in Rome is always going to make me roll my eyes to heaven with naïve pronouncements like this
My daydream is Christmas alone
Just myself and my dog 🐕
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases
Desperate Kash Patel Asks Shooter’s Family If They Can Solve Any Other Cases https://theonion.com/desperate-kash-patel-asks-shooters-family-if-they-can-solve-any-other-cases/
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