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schnauzer dad | gentleman’s gentleman | he/him Bumfuck, Victoria

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(PDF) Ovulatory Cycle Effects on Tip Earnings by Lap Dancers: Economic Evidence for Human Estrus? PDF | To see whether estrus was really "lost" during human evolution (as researchers often claim), we examined ovulatory cycle effects on tip earnings... | Find, read and cite all the research you nee...

This is among my top five favorite pieces of published research, and I present it to you now as your Saturday semi professional chuckle

12.10.2025 02:41 — 👍 83    🔁 9    💬 7    📌 0
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Pic #49

27.09.2025 06:42 — 👍 225    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 0
Melania Trump wearing an insane wide brimmed purple hat

Melania Trump wearing an insane wide brimmed purple hat

Me when I'm meeting the King at 11am but have Hamburglar duty at 2pm

17.09.2025 19:50 — 👍 73    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 2

Discworld QOTD, from Men at Arms

01.09.2025 17:09 — 👍 1695    🔁 567    💬 42    📌 63

By the excellent @jonesycartoons3.bsky.social

29.08.2025 19:52 — 👍 1071    🔁 393    💬 5    📌 7

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

26.08.2025 23:41 — 👍 45815    🔁 11533    💬 1265    📌 391
gym mirror selfie, with my phone in my mouth; i’m flexing both pumped biceps, my pits exposed as my lats flare; i’m wearing a slightly-sweaty, grey, ribbed tank and green-and-red, floral, printed shorts; the skin on my neck is slightly shiny with sweat

gym mirror selfie, with my phone in my mouth; i’m flexing both pumped biceps, my pits exposed as my lats flare; i’m wearing a slightly-sweaty, grey, ribbed tank and green-and-red, floral, printed shorts; the skin on my neck is slightly shiny with sweat

mm delicious telephone

13.08.2025 01:31 — 👍 528    🔁 19    💬 13    📌 0

In my opinion the real problem is the male homeliness epidemic. You guys are ugly as shit.

02.08.2025 02:05 — 👍 2195    🔁 193    💬 87    📌 27
Red Rooster sign with the ‘s’ missing

Red Rooster sign with the ‘s’ missing

here in Ringwood 1985 the legend was born ✊

12.07.2025 23:01 — 👍 9    🔁 3    💬 3    📌 0
Image of Trump.
The Chaser: Aussies miss when morning routine didn’t involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today

Image of Trump. The Chaser: Aussies miss when morning routine didn’t involve finding out whatever the fuck this cunt did today

22.06.2025 00:42 — 👍 1242    🔁 265    💬 40    📌 22

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11.06.2025 23:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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When you put Ulysses S. Grant and Bram Stoker next to each other they look like a bear couple who run an antique store in Russian River and smell like leather no matter what they're wearing

31.05.2025 18:10 — 👍 338    🔁 60    💬 16    📌 2
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You were right everyone, Lego is fun

17.05.2025 05:19 — 👍 342    🔁 18    💬 20    📌 3

Fucking evergreen

09.05.2025 08:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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This. 😙🤌

05.05.2025 00:32 — 👍 118    🔁 23    💬 5    📌 2
Australian reelected Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese delivering his victory speech

Australian reelected Prime Minister, Anthony Albanese delivering his victory speech

Starting with an acknowledgment of country … nice
#AusVotes #Albo #StillGettingOver2019

03.05.2025 12:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dutton took on the coalition leadership when they were in a pretty bad state. He turned it around and today they are absolutely fucken rooted. What a legacy.

03.05.2025 11:38 — 👍 284    🔁 49    💬 0    📌 2
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And the people saw the poll, and they saw that it was good; and they went on their way, rejoicing. #auspol #ausvotes

03.05.2025 10:42 — 👍 22    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0
Antony Green calling that the election has been decided

Antony Green calling that the election has been decided

Albo has done it, and it’s looking like Spud is out
#AusVotes

03.05.2025 10:28 — 👍 1    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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the one time on AbFab where Patsy tried to prove she knows how to eat

26.04.2025 04:26 — 👍 28    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

The Coalition will remember Peter Dutton's disastrous campaign the way Labor remembers Mark Latham. An unhinged buffoon, wrecker and boofhead.

18.04.2025 08:38 — 👍 203    🔁 35    💬 14    📌 2

CUNTISSIMO

14.04.2025 06:42 — 👍 22    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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My Vote Compass Results - 2025 Australian Election Vote Compass calculated my alignment with the candidates running in the 2025 Australian election. Try it for yourself!

This is how my views compare with the election candidates in the upcoming Australian election according to @VoteCompass. Try it for yourself! #AusPol #AusVotes
share.votecompass.com/BrXa0ZFgcOBW...

02.04.2025 03:58 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Britain has been paying a high price for Uncle Sam’s craziness. It’s time to turn to Europe | Simon Tisdall | Simon Tisdall In his final column, the Observer’s foreign affairs commentator says America under Trump is not the first time it has caused trouble for allies

“While the US prefers dictators to democrats, punishes its friends, and lies, bullies and plots to steal allies’ sovereign territory, there is no going back. Many, perhaps most, Americans abhor this vile behaviour – yet unaccountably fail to stop it,” Simon Tisdall says what many of us are thinking.

29.03.2025 20:56 — 👍 113    🔁 52    💬 8    📌 4

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Holy shit

21.02.2025 20:10 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Scientists Say If We're Extremely Lucky, This Asteroid May Put Us Out of Our Misery Astronomers have spotted a space rock, an estimated 200 feet in length, that they say just may be headed for Earth.

Only a 1.3% chance of hitting us, I say, as I play another tabletop game that makes me incredibly aware of how often small negative probabilities come up for me: futurism.com/the-byte/ast...

30.01.2025 20:50 — 👍 388    🔁 46    💬 19    📌 20
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This is *peak* Iranian brickwork

Kohsar residential building in Shiraz, by Ashari Architects

A thread 🧵

25.01.2025 08:00 — 👍 232    🔁 26    💬 6    📌 5

If that POS can rename the Gulf of Mexico, the rest of the world should have the right to rename the USA “Dumbfuckastan”.

21.01.2025 03:17 — 👍 41    🔁 12    💬 2    📌 3
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So say we all, Hillary

21.01.2025 02:02 — 👍 47    🔁 5    💬 3    📌 1

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