Tim

The great thing about coats from army surplus is you get the slightest bit wet and all everyone around you for about 150m can smell is Mothballs

“Why does he have an Italian accent then” he’s from Bedford obviously

Labour has a green problem

When I said we weren't here to be disappointed with Labour but to replace them. I meant it.

Join.greenparty.org.uk

Narrow brick ginnel full of air conditioners that smells like piss

TFW the road outside work is flooded so you have to detour through a 15th century ginnel carrying a bunch of boxes of rum like some sort of toothless smuggler

Eric Adams:
Pops up to be annoying
Does crimes constantly
Loves catching rodents and bragging about it

Eric Adams is a member of Team Rocket?

"I'm talking about people earning more money in their sleep doing absolutely nothing"

clear economic messaging with easily digestible sloganeering. an actual fucking miracle

If landlords were abolished houses would be much more affordable. You are a parasite who leeches off hardworking people, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Fuck off Yankee Doodle

Transphobes: not happy no matter how much you capitulate. Tell them to fuck off instead.

badass plan spoiled by a grass

Who asked you diet Yank

Are we taking bets on how fast this age verification thing is going to cause a mass data breach?

TrueAnon podcast has an episode on the Gaza Humanitarian Foundation GHF the public-private "aid" group committing daily massacres of starving people and it's full to the brim of the biggest scumbags and psychopaths that the US special forces have managed to shit out from the war on terror.

Soup (a nice chocolate croissant)

Soup of the day: Pain au chocolat

It’s that time again for my favourite genre of summer TikTok videos: Americans, Australians, East Asians and Africans who now live in England going “I am sorry I laughed at you and thought you were making it up when you said how hot it is here”

Garlic? I’ve got to get my hands on some of that damn

Snowdonia Black Bomber extra mature cheddar

Extra Mature cheddar, can’t go wrong with it

Go listen to my new series Science in Transition!! It's a history of the current anti-trans backlash and the first two episodes are out!!

40 years ago the CIA would have you making exploding cigars to try and kill Castro with or doing black ops in Central America but now you have to futilely argue with leftists on social media.

Does your life feel worth it Zach?

A fluffy black cat lying down on a bed

Creature

HOW CHINA'S POWER MIX IS CHANGING Cumulative installed power generation capacity by source May 2021 May 2025 Wind 12.9% Hydro 16.7% Wind 15.7% Hydro 12.2% Solar 11.8% Solar 30.0% D Thermal 56.4% Thermal 40.4% Nuclear 2.3% Nuclear 1.7% 张暖 Panda Sources: NEA, Xinhua

China is saving the world from worst case scenario climate change in a very short time and the global north owes them reparations for this

A black cat on a stone floor

Cats are on the stone floor, it’s officially hot as fuck out

this is what true innovation and artistry looks like people take note

Headline - Nick Clegg: Artists’ demands over copyright are unworkable Strap - The former Meta executive claims that a law requiring tech companies to ask permission to train AI on copyrighted work would ‘kill’ the industry

“Then die”

looks like X has gone down, is anyone able to pass a message on to elon? elon sir, first of all thank you for everything you do in the service of mankind and for your wonderful cars. mine has a slight technical issue and i’m trapped inside and it’s on fire, i was wondering if it’s not too much troub

Correct choice of best Pokémon games there

So did you write all that horrible poetry or did you get ChatGPT to do it for you? I’m not sure what’s more embarrassing honestly