✨Cori✨

The font is absolutely sending me

it my birthday yay

They can’t keep getting away with this

WAIT IS SHUGGY CANNON?

Give him forehead kisses for me 😩😩

That’s the type of shit you say then land a sick kick flip on your skateboard

This morning I heard “Shock the Monkey.” When the DJ came back, he said, “The only way I would ever shock a monkey is by giving it two bananas when it only expected one,” and I said HELL yeah

BABY MAN

They also help us with science! Their blood is blue and helps make vaccines :)

A family of 3, outlined in green, hide behind a roaring bear, as large foreboding black shadows with nightsticks and helmets lurk behind it. A green star outstretched at their feet as they try to hide from view. Text at the bottom reads in call caps: "SHIELD YOUR NEIGHBORS"

SHIELD • YOUR • NEIGHBORS

Here in #LosAngeles, we protect our neighbors at all costs.

I’m the family disappointment not because I’m gay but because I’m a dodgers fan in a giants household

You’re doing great ❤️

Whenever I've been able to elevate my swollen feet, I've been doodle journaling about baby time.
It's the best but physically the hardest thing I've ever done. I'm scarred, swollen, run down, sore, and a little overwhelmed at times but the amount of love I have for little dude is indescribable.

a badass grim reaper on a badly drawn motorcycle-adjacent vehicle points at you and smiles, with flaming text that reads "FOUND YOU", ahead of him are three little doggies, a chihuahua, shihtzu, and king charles spaniel all menacingly snarling, having just tracked your sorry ass down. oh and he has a little kitty, too.

my ideal badass t-shirt found at a southern gas station that your coworker would wear to a wedding

Dilute tortie cat laying on a white bedsheet while licking nose

I have a 12 yr old tortie and they just get better with age!

God forbid I be gay during bf pride month

Personally, I believe that nobody should be rich enough that their ketamine addiction might destroy the federal government

Woke up on pride month extremely constipated help

NONBINARY LESBIANS RISE UP

New cat cafe opened in my town. Lets go binguses

Quite with your pride flags!!

The way we are literally twinning

Mental health LMAO

Werk can you tell the pikels I deleted Twitter for pride month

congratulations!! Hope Julia heals fast and the baby is healthy!

My next video contains a large amount of punching Nazis

KARINA @dilfosaur.bsky.social AND I ARE SO BACK ✨ twitch.tv/onsta

i say we delete all social media and only ever post in the r/soda subreddit

was just editing and then had this idea 💀 #agentstone #defyinggravity #ivorobotnik #sonicmovieuniverse TikTok video by 🦖🦕 (stobotnik’s version)

@leemajdoub.bsky.social it’s very important to me that you see this TikTok of agent stone www.tiktok.com/t/ZT2RKBqVj/