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@bthorntonwriter.bsky.social

Writer, sometime historian and occasional editor (but at this point ya gotta ask nicely). Navy veteran. Lots of other stuff. Bugs Bunny is my spirit animal. Bthorntonwriter.com

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Iโ€™m not saying this could be Josh Naylor in the on-deck circle getting ready to hit last night. But Iโ€™m also not NOT saying itโ€ฆ
#GoMs #Mariners #GoMariners #MLB

27.07.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Keep screaming, Peewee German. You donโ€™t even have 1/6 of her cajones.

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Itโ€™s not as if Jello Biafra didnโ€™t try.

28.06.2025 06:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR) โ€“ Legal Text The official PDF of the Regulation (EU) 2016/679 โ€“ known as GDPR โ€“ its recitals & key issues as a neatly arranged website.

Also, the United States absolutely needs something the Europe's GDPR.
gdpr-info.eu

But Americans don't seem to care about freedom anymore. Ben Franklin talked about those who would trade freedom for security. But someone should've told him about the many more who trade freedom for convenience.

27.06.2025 08:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 435    ๐Ÿ” 51    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Iโ€™m in!

30.05.2025 00:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚

29.05.2025 22:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Something spicy & delicious as a taco has gotten under Trumplestiltkin's thin tangerine skin. Seems the master of mean, juvenile nicknames can dish them out but when directed towards him, he can't take it, angrily calling it "nasty."๐Ÿคฃ

Good to know. (you know what to do!)

๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ ๐ŸŒฎ๐ŸŒฎ ๐ŸŒฎ

29.05.2025 21:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35227    ๐Ÿ” 8563    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2353    ๐Ÿ“Œ 625
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๐Ÿ”ฑ AHOY, SAILORS! ๐Ÿ”ฑ

@minakimes.bsky.social joins the show to discuss:

- Saying goodbye to 'Around the Horn'

- The similarities between the #Mariners and Seahawks

- Ty and Colby's dynamic?!

- And more!

๐Ÿ“บ: youtube.com/watch?v=31pH...
๐ŸŽง: linktr.ee/lockedonmari...

29.05.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 111    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Iโ€™m bald. I donโ€™t know how anything works. People donโ€™t like my comedy. Fine, Iโ€™ll do it. Iโ€™ll be the Joe Rogan of the left.

21.05.2025 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5594    ๐Ÿ” 385    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 154    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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Ryan Rowland-Smith providing thoughtful, measured commentary during todayโ€™s day game against the White Sox #Mariners #GoMs

21.05.2025 20:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A list of MLB players with more HR than Cal Raleigh this season:

20.04.2025 20:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Rowdy Tellez's two-run home run (4) | 04/20/2025 Rowdy Tellez hits a two-run home run to extend the Mariners lead 8-3 in the top of the 7th inning

#RowdyTellez #SeattleMariners www.mlb.com/mariners/vid...

20.04.2025 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Am I the only #Mariners fan who wishes they would end the Ryan Rowland-Smith/Dave Valle experiment during their home games, and promote ace analyst and long-time Ms employee #AngieMentink to full-time in the color commentator slot alongside the incredible #AaronGoldsmith? Angie is terrific!

20.04.2025 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Former Seattle Mariners OF's mistake sparks Braves drama The response to a baserunning mistake by former Seattle Mariners outfielder Jarred Kelenic has star Ronald Acuรฑa Jr. questioning Atlanta's manager.

A mistake made by former #Mariners OF Jarred Kelenic resulted in drama between Braves star Ronald Acuna Jr. and manager Brian Snitker.
sports.mynorthwest.com/mlb/seattle-...

20.04.2025 19:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

After a rough first week, the Mariners now rank 7th in homers, 3rd in SB and BB%, 14th in K% and wRC+. Middle of the pack in runs, which considering theyโ€™ve played 12 games in the worst hitters park in baseball, isnโ€™t too bad. Consistency is still going to be the key though.

13.04.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Aaaaaand a half-assed apology much later.

09.04.2025 00:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Wow. Stay classy, San Francisco.

09.04.2025 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Death of Galway crime writer Ken Bruen - Connacht Tribune - Galway City Tribune The hugely popular Galway crime writer Ken Bruen has died at the age of 74. Best known as the man behind the Jack Taylor crime series, he was the author of more than 50 books over a stellar career tha...

Goddammit.

connachttribune.ie/death-of-gal...

30.03.2025 16:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey - FYI I have been in the hospital since last Sunday. Long story. BAD infection. On the mend but itโ€™s coming slowly. I havenโ€™t given two thoughts to Trump since and donโ€™t intend to start now, FYI. Who says there are no silver linings?!?

16.03.2025 18:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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You may know me from such outbursts as "SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK THE LIGHT IS GREEN!" and "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND ALL THAT IS HOLY JUST ORDER ALREADY!"

05.03.2025 15:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4168    ๐Ÿ” 297    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 211    ๐Ÿ“Œ 29
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Swalwell: The stock market is crashing, and prices are rising. This guy has gone to the Super Bowl, the Daytona 500, and a UFC fight. He should go to the fucking supermarket and see what people are spending to feed themselves

04.03.2025 23:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17443    ๐Ÿ” 3907    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 320    ๐Ÿ“Œ 190
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a minion from the movie despicable me is standing on a snowy surface . ALT: a minion from the movie despicable me is standing on a snowy surface .
05.03.2025 08:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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love this @rokhanna.bsky.social

We need more proposals like this that co-opt the chaos

Please share off line as well !!!

03.03.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34309    ๐Ÿ” 10431    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1504    ๐Ÿ“Œ 469
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My suggested title for Lilโ€™ Marcoโ€™s eventual cash-in memoir:

03.03.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neville Chamberlain in Cuban heels.

03.03.2025 01:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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