Doomer VonDoomington 🇺🇦

Marge says: WELL, KID ROCK ALSO HAS A SONG TO SING. DON'T MAKE UP YOUR MIND UNTIL YOU HEAR BOTH SONGS.

They changed the lyric to "The Representative from Epstein Island has the floor"

They like her cousin Radio Googoo better

His Dad owned a car dealership

I literally got Homer Simpson "Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net" vibes

I'd tell Clay Travis to stick to sports, but he sucks ass at sports even harder than he sucks ass at politics.

Blue Bloods?

No happy ending for Robert Kraft?

Two skeets in my feed. First pointing out that the bushes in the SB Halftime were people. Then a skeet referencing the bad Screaming Trees

Timeline synchronicity on

The "intellectual" best bud of the Vice President of the United States, ladies and gentlemen.

The "those horses are praying to mecca" tweet

#NeverForget

So all the MAGA chuds who switched back to the Super Bowl:

Y'all just forgot you're still supposed to be boycotting the NFL because of woke, huh?

Love this for him.

Cry moar, asshole.

Another gem from this:

"Voigt pointed to previous surveys which indicate consumers believe chocolate milk comes from brown cows, as another example."

Billie Joe Armstrong changes the lyrics during Super Bowl pre-game concert:

"The representative from Epstein's Island has the floor"

"It's OK to Be White" has been a slogan for literal Nazis for some time now, if you want to know where the Republican Party is at the moment

RFK cheated on his wife dozens of times then pushed her to suicide by trying to take her children away

It does not, in fact, break his heart.

LOL

You're on Twitch, YouTube, Bluesky, and who knows what else, and you're talking about "not being on social media all day"?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

God, you're stupid.

Oof. Guess not much point watching it tomorrow.

Look who's gone woke

I can tell you what it means:

A consultant got paid to make it.

Ukrainian Nobel Laureate Oleksandra Matviichuk has a couple of questions for MAGA Land:

"Why has Trump's year of negotiations been the deadliest for civilians in Ukraine since the full-scale invasion? ... Why did Putin not allow himself such brutal strikes on civilian infrastructure under Biden?"

In Florida as a Republican the bigger the fraud you are involved in, the more Florida Republican voters are willing to vote you to higher office

hard to think of a better example of "you may not believe in class war, but billionaires know they're in one" than this

Also. a non-zero number of non-olympians gonna inject hydrochloric acid in their penises because they heard it makes you bigger.

The correction somehow found a way to make it worse.

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