🐸Dave Marshall🐸

"Ladies, be sure to use PALMOLIVE LIQUID on your dishes because you can ACTUALLY SOAK IN IT without damaging your hands!"

The Office of the Vice President oughta do this—a little judicious AI slenderizing, some stylized hair, and suddenly America will no longer find JD's personality to be that of a human hemorrhoid. 🙄

"eat me like one of your French toasts"

Are they telling us Timothy McVeigh was a false flag plant?

this needs to be a video snippet with ominous music quietly starting up in the background, Peter and the Wolf-style...

Bill Maher is a staunch believer in asshole privilege.

I mean, that's exactly what it is. A terrorist destroyed an American cultural landmark to punish its population for failing to conform to his megalomaniacal vision of correct behavior.

The troops faced the people. The people looked over their shoulders. There was no one behind them.

It's long been a complaint of mine that network baseball broadcasters never shut up. The game has a rhythm of its own, and they ignore that entirely by imposing their talking points over every lull in the action. But boy do they know a million facts and figures!

Very topical.

Nine volt batteries. Stones packed inside slushballs...

Sexy Ham and Kale Biscuits

Whereas the countervailing argument—that the Democratic Party is *insufficiently* associated with femininity and with black people—basically makes itself!

At FBI headquarters they're already familiar with "twisting slowly, twisting slowly in the wind."

"Trump's second term will likely be labeled a neo-Nazi administration, I'm told by historians. Already, ordinary people are referring to it as 'the Fascist Fiasco' and that name will likely stick."

circumstantial

"There was no Dunning-Kruger effect when I was a kid. Because nobody was this stupid."

Where does a fine upright gentleman gain knowledge about these women, anyhow? From the National Promiscuous Skanks Registry?

Screenshot of whitehouse.gov press release from First Lady Melania Trump, doctored to include mention of the destruction of the East Wing. On Thursday, October 30, 2025, First Lady Melania Trump and President Donald J. Trump will open the South Lawn of the White House to trick or treaters of all ages. During this special White House tradition, thousands of children and their parents will proceed around demolished areas to visit various trick-or-treat booths and enjoy the asbestos and other debris left from the East Wing. The event will take place once construction crews leave and is open to ticketholders, including military families, law enforcement families, ballroom donors and families, and Administration officials with children. The President and First Lady will hand out commemorative candies on the South Drive for a portion of the event. Adding to the festivities and fun, the United States (U.S.) Air Force Strolling Strings will play traditional Halloween songs and modern tunes while the President and First Lady welcome children and families.

Fixed.

A fine eye for font size those folks have. 🙄

Ugh. But thank you!

Not enough hats are tipped to American Averageism.

"ICE is out of control."

—Tom Nichols

Is that the "will this microwave EVER finish nuking my coffee?" syndrome?

Sign of the times that this is not an off-the-wall response to Josh's comment.

If I'm on a trawler off the coast of Newfoundland, I'm getting a little nervous right about now.

See, the skin of the Winesap is why I prefer the Stayman. Winecrisp is a sort of semi-successful compromise.

PA mail-in voting: "Your county elections office must receive your application for a mail-in ballot by 5:00 PM on the Tuesday before the election," which makes it October 28th this year.

At any rate, this is a grand example of the very limited turnout, of folks with professionally printed signs.

Yeah but it's wrong to call these "concentration" camps, because we make sure nobody in them can concentrate. 😢