How this dog got anxiety when it aint even got no thoughts?
Me too dog. Me too.
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How this dog got anxiety when it aint even got no thoughts?
Me too dog. Me too.
Callin them out!!! Bahahaha whelp Imma need the meemes anyways lol
01.11.2025 10:29 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Half-Woggles still full price?
01.11.2025 10:28 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Whats up fellow kids
26.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0A very good ducko among other less good ducks
Good morning fellow ducks!
27.10.2025 13:13 — 👍 248 🔁 32 💬 3 📌 1Good morning! Get in loser we’re making sincere attempts at tackling real world adult issues before bitching out and slapping on a kid friendly ending addressing nothing!
31.10.2025 12:39 — 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1Comic showing five kids on swings in a playground, all but one are nicely in a row. To the side of the swingset, a teacher is holding the fifth swinging child up in the air and sideways from the other kids, preparing to let go. They scene resembles a Newton's Cradle. Meme caption reads, "Why Science Teachers should not be given playground duty."
Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Where do #chemists eat their lunch?
A: On a Periodic Table.
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Wow, you finally found me & my car! 🚀🚀🚀
30.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Workplace safety sign. It reads: "THIS IS A VELOCIRAPTOR-FREE WORKPLACE. It has proudly been [the number 412 has been crossed out here, and the number 6 written next to it) days since the last incident." In the corner neat this is a small photo of a man, and the note: "We miss you, Pete."
Bonus #Joke :
Interview at an IT company...
Interviewer: What makes you a good fit for this position?
Candidate: I broke into your system and scheduled this interview myself.
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Bahahahaha too perfect!!
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Meme with a photo of actor Steve Carrell as Micheal Scott in "The Office." Meme text reads: July 4th, 1776 British: "Just saying you're independent doesn't make it so." Thomas Jefferson: "I didn't say it. I declared it."
Bonus #Joke
My friend saw the Liberty Bell once and said it's not all it's cracked up to be.
#Happy4thOfJuly !
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The Wimded Fox!? Heckin big Wimds
27.10.2025 14:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A Tumblr meme: “it fucken WIMDY” with a windswept fox narrowing its eyes as it faces into a strong gust
WIMDY
26.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 237 🔁 50 💬 1 📌 2Exactly!! If they wanna claim "States Rights over Federal Rights" for ABORTION!!? Then they can Respect States Rights for our Freedom of Speech, Liberties.... Justice...
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Gorgeous! You made a fantastic piece here!
27.10.2025 11:17 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I wish I could say I am surprised. But I'm not. The Washington Post gives "credit to the Republican legislators of Indiana and Kansas" while criticizing "Democrats in Virginia."
Every day they find a new way to get worse. Support independent, pro-democracy Democracy Docket. hubs.ly/Q03M8rql0
Mark Carney discusses the free trade "crisis" in North America and how Canada's economy is reorienting toward ASEAN
26.10.2025 13:11 — 👍 4157 🔁 1048 💬 137 📌 74Birth day.
25.10.2025 19:00 — 👍 151 🔁 18 💬 13 📌 2Love you 3! I know that your pup is the true Drummer of the group!
27.10.2025 06:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He got the Speaker he wanted - a cuck who will sit in the corner and let him do whatever he pleases whenever he wants.
26.10.2025 13:28 — 👍 22017 🔁 7173 💬 1874 📌 553Thank You for the music!
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Alright, it's time to officially announce my next album.
It's called Requiem and will be released on October 3rd
Pre-orders are open now!
This is my darkest work so far.
I hope you'll enjoy it!
vanessafunke.bandcamp.com/album/requiem
#metalsky
We had to make it OFFICIAL 😆
27.10.2025 06:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey! I'm Gen 👋
I'm the Studio Art Director at DICE and a gamedev veteran of over 20 years.
I'm passionate about game development & creative leadership and like to post thoughts and advice on those topics occasionally. I'm also a house goblin, common nerd and like to write about anything really ✨
Thank you my lovely fun’s 🫵
13.10.2025 12:22 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0HOLA MY HUSBAND IN GAY! I miss you! Hope you have been up to some great mischief!
27.10.2025 04:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Ooohhh how I have missed yall! I am not fully back to 100% but wanted to let my Blueskies family know that I am well & doing better everyday!
Big thank you to my Family, both Found & OG! 😍
Lol gah Gallactick GALLEONS!?!?!!! ,👀🥰☠️😇🙂↕️
02.10.2025 06:10 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Ding Ding Dong Dong WHOSE AFRAID OF A BIGGER.….KHAN❔❓⁉️❔
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