Runnings Farm & Fleet

Starting a new religion “One Timeism”. Our only tenet is that we refuse standard time and only acknowledge DST year round. Who wants to join?

I hate every single person in this picture. They look like my patrons

Big month for the sporting goods department

SIIIIILLLLLEEEENNNNNCCCEEERRRRRSSSS. GET YOUR SILENCERS HERE!!!

Other local businesses keep hiring away all my good employees just because they pay more and reward loyalty and are kinder to work for and have flexible schedules. You know, nonsense like that

In this day in age I can’t recommend our sporting goods department enough to all democracy supporting Americans

Witch fingah!!??

“Nobody that I’ve talked to can read”

Starting a new religion “One Timeism”. Our only tenet is that we refuse standard time and only acknowledge DST year round. Who wants to join?

We have an extensive sporting goods department

Meanwhile “doctors” in our area are fighting against mRNAs

No Elon gets it, sorry.

I dunno how many are there?

Joe Walsh, hell yeah. Love the Eagles 🤘

Who is this nobody?

Why are they trying to make streaming like old TV? Just release all the episodes at once, dude. We know you already made them.

We have Ivermectin

This week, we sent out bonuses for sales goals completed in 2024. They were taxed 38.25%. Hope Elon enjoys that money. We know he needs it more than our employees do.

Luckily we pay our employees poverty wages so we are doing fine.

Runnings sells boots and shoes for all occasions*. *=redneck occasions only

That’s the whitest thing I’ve ever heard, do you shop at Runnings?

We don’t really manage stock well at Runnings. Apparently this extends to internet lore

Pope Frank

I’m not proud of this source, that’s for sure

a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a stock chart that says stoniks ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing in front of a stock chart that says stoniks

We are going to sell so much Ivermectin

Looks like someone who shops at Runnings and is completely mesmerized by the magnet section.

The internet used to be so fun

I saw an article about it this morning on here. But I can’t seem to find it now or Google it to cite my source. Probably false.

Grimes says Elon isn’t the father.