Rowan Chainsaw

The ice cream truck playing “Turkey In The Straw” sends me into instant rage. My whole life, even before I knew it was a racist terrible song.
I can’t watch or listen to ASMR. Makes me nuts too.

Facebook just advertised to me a “charity” donation drive for the TSA and FAA at my local tiny airport.
I support the workers 100%, but no. Reopen the fucking government and pay them. It shouldn’t fall to citizens to pay federal worker’s salaries.
Just keeps spiralling… 🤦🏻‍♀️

The first time I met my now-wife, she asked if I would ride bitch on a motorcycle with her from CA to VA that summer. I said maybe. 6 weeks later we did it. We had so many fights and rude awakenings. But it forged us in fire :) 15 years later now also ❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜

I love when people use Liz Phair music based on vibes 🤣🤣🤣HWC would be a great montage number!

Hands down, coolest library card of all time!

I feel like not enough people know or remember that Ben Netanyahu GREW UP IN PENNSYLVANIA……he may be Israeli fighting for Israel, but he was raised in America, so of course he’s trying to colonize Palestine 🤦🏻‍♀️ ugh

Just skinned my knee, at 38. Doesn’t hurt a lot, just feels really dumb 🙄🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

Good burn

I always appreciate the quality of your stuff, so if it means more waiting, so be it. You’re awesome, Abi!!!

You make such a great Arthur!!!

Yes yes yes yes yes please

The fact that any clerk or judge approved a license for a 10 year old…….who the fuck does that?!?!

It’s such a unique rage I feel while on hold on the phone, where the company tells me how easy their website is to use, when it was their website that said I had to call in because it couldn’t be handled online 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

This is a lovely compilation

Yes yes yes yes yes please

A+ cat name ❤️💜

Yes please, in 2x please, I would LOVE to wear this

Kids don’t need to eat or grow up! We need bigger fucking statues! Sorry, kids, the billionaires need their stupid fucking legacy more than you deserve to grow up. *screams into the void in existential exasperation*

It’s the fucking cult of the orange’s fault as to why I have to debate my humanity with one of the people who raised me. And debate the humanity of others with him.
The only okay prejudice is against people who prey on children. Why the fuck can’t we all agree on that?!?!?

The “I never thought the leopard would eat my face” crowd is getting loud in my house. You made your bed, you can fucking lie in it.

You never know, love. My wife and I didn’t meet until she was 48. She had been a Dad up until then, but was ready to transition. She’s still Dad to her kids, but she’s Grandma now to grandkids.
And i got to skip motherhood and be a Grandma first. Life is fucking wild. ❤️💜❤️💜❤️

I’ve had @hamishsteele.bsky.social’s netflix show, Dead End: Paranormal Park on repeat on two of my tvs in the house for the last few days. I will somehow watch it even harder, because it’s a good show and the people mad about it are ridiculous.

My form of protest this week is watching Dead End: Paranormal Park on repeat because it made silly people mad that it has a trans character.

This is like one of the few good things right now…

I just laughed so hard for so long that I pulled a pectoral muscle and now I’m mad…..This is funny and tragic, you may laugh or cry or whatever. #ChronicPain
They say “laughter is the best medicine” 🙃…..

I accidentally shut my dog’s tail in the car door. I’m officially the worst person right now 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I’m so sorry, Ola. Every cancer patient’s nightmare…. Sending you lots of love ❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️

The fact that I’m on ADHD meds, and have 120 mg of caffeine in my system to start off with, and the fact that I want to lay down and go the fuck to sleep, is wild…

AUTISM IS ONLY A DISABILITY BECAUSE OUR SOCIETY DOESN’T WANT TO ACCOMMODATE PEOPLE 🤦🏻‍♀️

Trying to keep perspective that growing hurts. Growing involves pain. Probably why a lot of people don’t want to do it. I get it. But we have to do it. We just fucking have to. Or else we stagnate. Bodies and feelings are rude. I’m so tired.