AuroraEmeraldBullfrogg

Is it available for the full month, or only on a full moon?

Doing art badly is good and sacred

Si, absolutamente

the main character of district 9 in the first part of the movie is basically michael scott but make it a scifi documentary

Hey everybody! This wonderful bean is @jellyprinsect.bsky.social - she is so so close to reaching 200 followers on Twitch. Let's make that happen for her! Go check out her channel and show her some love, she's really awesome!

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On the one hand it may often feel like I'm tumbling ever downward into a pit of eternal despair... but on the other hand, today I managed to make the most perfect fried egg I've ever cooked for myself at home. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.

A notification from Twitch that reads "Starting today, Roblox takes over Twitch. Jump into any Roblox stream all February to unlock exlclusive in-game items and badges."

Ew, the same Roblox whose CEO called child predators on the platform "an opportunity?" Gross

Ok, the good news is the demons gave me money to go get them a carton of Marlboro reds. The bad news is the stains in the backseat of my car might never wash out

Uh oh. Turns out demons fighting might lead to demons fu-

No, nevermind, not “might.” Those demons are definitely fucking

Today might be a “blast metal so loud my car sounds like a swarm of demons fighting” kind of day

It’s wild waking up with a burst of energy & a clear mind on the day after a migraine. You mean this is how things *could be* if my body wasn’t attempting to destroy itself? Is this how most people just… feel? All the time? Crazy

This makes me feel a lot better about not being able to get into AoT. For me the vibe is off

These two are so damn cute together <3

I lack the words to express how much happiness this video has brought me over the years

YouTube video by Gamblor Propane Genesis Evangelion - King of the Hill Anime OP

"The perfect anime OP parody doesn't exist-"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJdg...

Really wish Bsky had a way to save drafts. You expect *me* to remember later what I was thinking just now?

Fuck Harry Potter

Watch Princess Mononoke

So true

like Mega Man, I receive the power of any boss I defeat, so now I have micro managing, anger issues, and tax fraud

Wellll, I say, I say I am suspicious

Basically like this, yeah!

besides Pepe Le Pew, obv

Seeing the list of trending topics and "Bugs Bunny" is just above "ICE Debate" and "Trump and Epstein," got me wondering which Looney Tunes characters went to the island

Saw the local cybertruck today, with its camo wrap. I did my moral duty - laughed at it with the most over-exaggerated body language I could muster

…arf…

TRANS FUCKIN’ RIGHTS! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Gonna have to change my name to AuroraEmeraldMutt if this keeps up

Ruff ruff!

I read this in my head with a Mr Krabs voice bc of the phrasing of “me wallet”

Terry Riley fucks

Big “I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today” Energy