Dangerous Dave

I do a lot of NOT travelling as a political act
Avoiding US as it converts to DICKtatership
Avoiding Hungary due to Orban’s hateful attacks on Minorities and support of Putin
I have more but these were once routinely visited countries

Nothing on that menu cost more than a buck fifty a taco in Mexico City in May!

But the idiots watching this ( Fox Viewers) would blow it all on junk food, drugs and new wheels for their broken down F-150.

Gotta cover the dirt up with more dirt.
Trump will go down in history as the longest Aprils Fools joke ever perpetuated on the American people and 20 years from now 50% of Americans still wont get it

All they have to do is offer a countersuit- How many episodes of Spitting Image would you like to be featured in?
Withdraw your suit, write a written apology for walking in front of the Queen like an uncultured nonce, donate your golf courses as bird sanctuaries and we’ll only do one.

The litigant was married multiple times and after seeing her photo you’d wonder if she should be supporting interspecies marriage. Even ET would be a Hard NO!

Why is CNN giving these dirtbag dimfluencers one second of public exposure? They should be left to rot in obscurity.

Dont forget blind ignorance with a complete lack of rational thought, oh and racist as fuck- cant forget that one

Oh say does that stunned shithead scammer yet wail
O’er the Land of the Free
Do you think he’ll make bail?

You mean besides shit? He may not have said it but you know he thinks it.

You do know that his middle name is Izoffiz!

Easy fix- world map with names of countries blanked out. Give him two chances to pick the right country.
Odds of him getting it correct without help- NAFC!

Google Don Partridge- almost the right age- sadly he died a few years back. Amazing busker!

Maybe dump the masks and the fat suits to make ICE easier to identify- oh and Name tags-can’t forget the nametags

Look it up dickead

The good old days when busking didn’t require backing tracks, loops, 100 pounds of electronics and a mini van to carry it all

More Muslims are being murdered in Nigeria than Christians- just like they are in Red states!

a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with his arms outstretched next to a telephone ALT: a man in a military uniform is sitting at a table with his arms outstretched next to a telephone

But only the parts that affect the 99% so Trump and the GOP don’t GAF. Lets Party like it’s 1933

Actually, his medical team just claimed his twisted facial expression was caused, not by a stroke, but by a prolapsed rectum. Seems he was pulling too many numbers out of his ass.

Dont you mean a Trump Tube?
To paraphrase the NY Times
All the Poos that are shit to stink

Looks like JD is ditching his comfy couch for a faux leather recliner-

Flip that to reading a political bill and you could be House Speaker

Must be a testament to Musk’s ability to stroke egos and give BJ’s at the same time 🤢

Actually Trump’s recent medical scare has been attributed, not to a stroke , as suspected, but to a prolapsed rectum. Turns out he’d been pulling too many numbers out of his ass.

And while we are discussing AI

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Texas says screw that bullshit we have to deal with real issues not woke propaganda
Sues makers of Tylenol for causing autism🤦‍♂️

How are the potholes? I hear they are rushing to get more installed before the snow arrives!