Susan O'Sullivan

Trump didn't demand Jimmy Kimmel's firing because he said mean things about Charlie Kirk.

Trump demanded Jimmy Kimmel be fired because said mean things about Donald Trump.

[if Chuck Schumer replaced Carrie Fisher in Star Wars]

DARTH VADER: I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

CHUCK SCHUMER: Here ya go. [hands over plans for the Death Star]

*smash cut to "DIRECTED BY GEORGE LUCAS"*

We can upload 3 minute videos now.

YOU KNOW THE RULE

FWIW: we will never get rid of fact-checkers.

A screenshot of PayPal's terms of service. Big wall of legalese text, which I will be pasting in below. You don't need to read it, here's the important part: "The key update to the Privacy Statement explains how we will share information with merchants to personalize your shopping experience and recommend our services to you. Personal information we disclose includes, for example, products, preferences, sizes, and styles we think you’ll like. Information gathered about you after the effective date of our updated Privacy Statement, November 27, 2024, will be shared with participating stores where you shop." Here's the whole paragraph: We are updating our Privacy Statement to explain how, starting early Summer 2025, we will share information to help improve your shopping experience and make it more personalized for you. The key update to the Privacy Statement explains how we will share information with merchants to personalize your shopping experience and recommend our services to you. Personal information we disclose includes, for example, products, preferences, sizes, and styles we think you’ll like. Information gathered about you after the effective date of our updated Privacy Statement, November 27, 2024, will be shared with participating stores where you shop, unless you live in California, North Dakota, or Vermont. For PayPal customers in California, North Dakota, or Vermont, we’ll only share your information with those merchants if you tell us to do so. No matter where you live, you’ll always be able to exercise your right to opt out of this data sharing by updating your preference settings in your account under “Data and Privacy.”

In 2025 (less than 30 days away), PayPal will start selling your transaction history for targeted advertising.

I very highly recommend logging into your account and going to Settings > Data & Privacy > Personalized Shopping.

If you're reading this, turn that off RIGHT NOW before you forget.

Picture of Peter Capaldi as the 12th Doctor. Quotes overlayed, "Never Be Cruel. Never Be Cowardly. And Never ever eat pears. Remember, hate Is Always Foolish. Love Is Always Wise. Always Try To Be Nice, But Never Fail To Be Kind. Doctor, I let you go."

Happy Doctor Who Day!

Vaccines do not cause autism.

Muppet Grover Sesame Street

Protip

Don't scroll down this thread there's a monster at the end of these skeets

Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:

Vaccines are a miracle and amazing

Wonderful! Thank you!

Hi! I'm an aerospace engineer, nerdy (Doctor Who/Star Trek/Star Wars/many others), and I believe that ravioli is pasta in its most perfect form.

a cartoon character says hi in front of jellyfish Alt: a cartoon character (Adipose) says hi in front of jellyfish

Hi!