Agnes Nitwit

Poor Andre 😆

Looks delicious

It’s baffling

New Oscar category required.

READ MORE The Telegraph has launched a new campaign against Labour's housebuilding plans

Remember that viral story last week about Angela Rayner bulldozing allotments? Which even the allotment society somewhat debunked?

I looked into one of the sites and it’s wilder still: they are *increasing* the number of allotments, not cutting them. capx.co/angela-rayne...

I’d be prepared to take out a short term lease on one, just so I could do that

Someone must've noticed Julie Andrews's talent at an early age and thought 'she'll go fa'.

Man it's so cool that in addition to having no real use other than devaluing a lot of entry level jobs and allowing people with no taste to avoid commissioning artists for things, the main thing that this tech seems to do is "make people crazy and stupid"

We’ll find out soon enough

Gorgeous!

This is surely not a problem?

It’s lovely though.

What the hell?

I’ve got one on the go now that constantly requires thread changes. It’s a real challenge

White and red lace trims for a loo, with chintzy red and white lace trim for a loo seat, below the rim of the loo seat, and the cistern

ok everyone stop looking, I’ve found the worst advert ever

The Moel Hebog Shield - a late Bronze Age shield which was found in a bog near Moel Hebog Mountain (Eryri National Park) in 1784. Now part of the collections at the British Museum. 📷 My own. #FindsFriday #Prehistory #Archaeology

Best summary I’ve seen (honestly)

A PhD-level expert isn’t someone who can answer any question off the top of their head. A PhD-level expert is someone who will stare at some piece of information, say, “that doesn’t seem right,” and then spend enormous amounts of time obsessively hunting down every piece of information they can…

Any answers? ;-)

Oh I like this!

1. Precision
2. Flow
3. Economy of language

I think I’m going to need to mute it

There’s a reason my profile pic is a sheep

😍

Unfortunately very true

We live in an age where the bullies are in charge

We all need to laugh more

most bosses are stupid enough to believe it

Exactly

Sadly