@tobyontv.bsky.social
TV critic, Greenlit podcast creator/host, still trying to write a book
just nine more Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor scandals until March
03.02.2026 19:33 β π 38 π 1 π¬ 2 π 1"cripes"
03.02.2026 19:24 β π 10 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0if Keir Starmer was mentioned once in the files certain outlets would hound him out of office, never mind 37 times
03.02.2026 19:19 β π 55 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0just five more Peter Mandelson scandals until Christmas
03.02.2026 19:05 β π 39 π 5 π¬ 1 π 0my 'It's not a crime to party with Mr. Epstein' t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt
03.02.2026 16:08 β π 35 π 9 π¬ 5 π 0
and they say thereβs no good news
03.02.2026 11:47 β π 77 π 12 π¬ 3 π 3
BREAKING on ft website:
Lord Peter Mandelson leaked a sensitive UK government document to Jeffrey Epstein while he was business secretary that proposed Β£20bn of asset sales and revealed Labourβs tax policy plans
www.ft.com/content/fdf7...
This was in 2018. TEN YEARS after Epstein's first child-rape conviction. Only a year before his final arrest.
02.02.2026 10:37 β π 250 π 99 π¬ 4 π 0Because it is Reform
02.02.2026 09:53 β π 96 π 13 π¬ 2 π 1A reminder that Reform's candidate for Gorton and Denton, Matt Goodwin, has still not explained what he meant by this claim that developments in genetic science will make younger generations more right wing as they understand the "inherent differences" between different groups
02.02.2026 09:53 β π 796 π 315 π¬ 106 π 61
A single Mars chocolate from an assortment tub
Being sold for THREE POUNDS
an incredible listing on Vinted, supreme game
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01.02.2026 13:20 β π 31 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes in 2016 and 2017 and now wants $10 billion because a leaker pointed that out www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
01.02.2026 19:31 β π 4019 π 1684 π¬ 137 π 77Gianni Infantino has awarded Melania Trump the Best Actress Award at the first FIFA Film Awards
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01.02.2026 13:20 β π 31 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0
A single Mars chocolate from an assortment tub
Being sold for THREE POUNDS
an incredible listing on Vinted, supreme game
01.02.2026 10:50 β π 52 π 12 π¬ 2 π 2
if he gave $12 million to someone he said he never met, how much would he give her
01.02.2026 09:37 β π 33 π 11 π¬ 4 π 3yep, slow gag rate and the gags just not of the same timbre, wooden performances, off energy, & even the filming style doesnβt feel right - the originals were like tv movies, and this is shot like a modern thriller and looks all wrong
31.01.2026 21:35 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0whatβs so good about the new The Naked Gun film is how it demonstrates the greatness of Leslie Nielsen & the genius of the Zucker, Abrahams, Zucker, Proft writing team
31.01.2026 21:12 β π 424 π 17 π¬ 25 π 2the Hubble Space Telscope has spotted the most distant objects in the galaxy, people paying to see the Melania documentary
31.01.2026 18:51 β π 2117 π 228 π¬ 96 π 18If your local shop was run by a Nazi loving pedophile, youβd avoid it like the plague wouldnβt you?
31.01.2026 12:25 β π 43 π 10 π¬ 2 π 2Radical thought for the disinformation age: statements are fact-checked by production while Question Time is being filmed and are either verified or not, to make it plain when something is misleading
31.01.2026 11:43 β π 33 π 8 π¬ 2 π 0just imagine how certain outlets would have reported this, and how certain politicians would have reacted, if the bomber wasnβt white
31.01.2026 09:15 β π 112 π 24 π¬ 3 π 1
The irreverent Daily Express surpassing itself in stupidness with this headline, swathed in the Union flag: NEARLY 10 YEARS ON AND WE ARE STILL WAITING! So today the paper that led the call to leave the EU says... NOW YOU MUST GIVE BRITAIN A PROPER BREXIT Nigel Farage, Kemi Badenoch and Boris Johnson
look an entire newspaper has been kicked in the head by a horse
31.01.2026 07:37 β π 1378 π 200 π¬ 184 π 53worth remembering this is the Express, which ranks lower in quality than birdcage lining
30.01.2026 22:19 β π 34 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
hello weβre deranged
30.01.2026 22:13 β π 158 π 19 π¬ 15 π 9
The Harry Hill Show is the funniest thing not on telly - treat yourself to The Andy Burnham, Sarah The AI Robot, and much moreβ¦
m.youtube.com/@harryhillshow
incredible how the music in this Boyzone cover of When The Going Gets Tough sounds like a generic karaoke backing track #totp
30.01.2026 20:00 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
OK, so Musk was planning to go to Epstein's island, but it's not like he went there with the intent to go to a wild party or something, it was probably just some business. Excuse me, an email just came in.
*Reads:* "What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"
