Mike Pusateri

Bunch of bologna

Greg absolutely smothers his hot dog in ketchup

My Outie prophesized this

a woman in a purple sequined dress says " holy mother of god " ALT: a woman in a purple sequined dress says " holy mother of god "

Kenny Picket in for the Raiders

CQ FROM THE TOP ROPE

I've been in debates longer than this about whether or not to hold the onions on an Italian sub.

THE ANSWER OF COURSE IS TO ALWAYS HOLD THE ONIONS

I don't know who needs to hear this (my guess is nobody) but Al Michaels is 80 years old and still at the top of his game. A national treasure.

"That was a totally farcical call!" - IYKYK

Jed Hoyer seeing Schwarber got a QO

BREAKING: I'm creating a Peace Prize for the next person in Hollywood who casts me

This really hasn’t gotten enough attention this week.

@wired.com #ICE
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Tonight gave me something I had not felt in a long time.
Tonight gave me Hope.

Time for the #1 team in the nation to take the court. GO PURDUE! BOILER UP!

Da Pope

Worth remembering…

you don't have to put on blackface to get social media attention. you can simply develop mild depression, join a menswear forum, spend the next 15 years arguing about pants, and then weaponize the knowledge against your enemies on social media.

Oh no what a horrible looking injury

The fact we have three different sets up celebrities, all telling us that the mobile network they represent has the best service, is a sign the system isn’t working properly

This morning is the only good day of the time change because we get to sleep late. Every day for the the next five months sucks.

CAN WE STOP DOING THIS?

They stole an hour of daylight from all of us today BECAUSE OF WOKE

Shocked he wasn’t promoted for it

No cheezborger for Andy Reid tonight

DOINK

I’ve just been asked what numbers are between 5 and 8

THEY DID

Only hope is the Bengals Defense does what their defense does

Bengals ball

Joe Hacco

Epic Bengals challenge there

I was told the Bears defense was supposed to be good