Annie 😁

Every day I think about how Freud couldn’t handle the idea of all these women he treated being victims of sexual predation in childhood so he came up with other theories to explain it away

every day just killing time until I can go to taco bell for dinner

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

I am usually pretty unmoved by the president's failures of decorum, because I find it creepy that people are generally unmoved by fucked up presidential shit if it's discussed in a tasteful manner and everyone adheres to fancy, historic norms, but that "Quiet, Piggy" shit was something.

almost all my friends have kids and spouses so I have to be the one to reach out and if I don’t we won’t talk for months. and I understand the logic of that, but sometimes it would feel nice to know someone would notice if I disappeared.

today marks 1 year since my close friend passed away. I pulled tarot cards this morning and evening asking for a message from her. I pulled this first both times. I can’t tell if she actually has a message for me or if she’s joking around. miss you girl.

YouTube video by Brandy Videos Brandy & Monica - The Boy Is Mine (Official Video)

they’re playing this at the coffee shop today, lol

youtu.be/qSIOp_K5GMw?...

trumps administration is the largest looting of the working class funneled up to the wealthy in history

imagine being hillary. running for president against a person your man cheated on you with. no wonder she hated him. in the debates you could see the hatred radiate off of her. I get it now.

The Department of War's seal hangs on a wall. The kerning appears to be off.

we need a department of kerning

A coffee and scone on a table with graffiti that says “gay seats”

hell yeah brother

no one wants to reply to my texts. but if I kill myself suddenly everyone’s gonna be mad.

Then you pretty much have to resign. Guaranteeing safety is the job.

georgia election results hitting her hard today

happy supermoon to all who celebrate

90% of the compliments I get when I’m out and about are from gen z women. they really try to make the world a safe and happy place for girls gays and theys in a way millennials really couldn’t probably due to trying to survive. but anyway thanks to those young ladies today 🫡

ok let’s go easy on the gen z bashing. the good ones in that generation are SO good. today two gen z shop attendants helped me pick out 2 blouses and they were so patient, happy, pulled tons of options, and genuinely wanted to help me (almost 40yo) look cute and confident. they are GIRLS GIRLS.

the worst thing is when you haven’t been on instagram for a few hours so you open that bad boy up and click on a story and it was posted 52 seconds ago. 😶

hinge isn’t working. going to start sliding in DMs and posting up in popular bars in east atlanta. it’s the only way

I’ve become one of those people who thinks hinge doesn’t work because the algorithm wants you to stay single. but it also doesn’t help that I get stuff like this all the time. this is not how books or reading or anything works. like.

riding the bus listening to modest mouse and it’s raining. what is this, 7th grade??

His plan to go after the midterms is clear

it’s wild that this is just sort of the most openly corrupt administration of all time and they’re just allowed to do that and most media doesn’t say a word about it

it all worked out because my friends are being so nice about my selfie and my new haircut

quasimodo from the hunchback of notre dame video game

when you post a selfie for a specific person to see and they watch your story within 15 minutes but do not like it. they do not send a like.

hinge observation: straight men love the “typical sunday” prompt and it’s always the most boring sunday you could imagine. “laundry and meal prep” ok???? so???? why even waste time typing that boring shit out

I miss those niche little stores from the 90s that internet commerce killed. it’s so hard to find a notebook I like online without being able to see them in person and look at the pages. let me go to The Notebook Store instead man

Mike Johnson has given the house a very very very very very very very very very long vacation because he’s worried about the Epstein files

Sounds crazy, but I think if you have to explain that you’re “not the gestapo,” you might have already biffed it, in terms of being on the correct side.

more hinge news, I opened up what I’m looking for and let me tell you, the she/theys LOVE to water their plants.