Darth Raptor

TNG scene. Data, on ship, is standing in uniform with his head slightly cocked, like that thing a dog does if you say ball or walk or treat. Closed caption reads, "You mentioned your impending death, Grandpa."

Old Soviet joke for today:

A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves.

After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?”

“I’m looking for the obituaries.”

“The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.”

“Not the one I’m looking for.”

Hi, folks headed to WorldCon or GenCon or any other convention:

Please, for the love of god, wear a mask. The whole time. Don’t take it off for selfies or food in the convention center. The summer surge of COVID is already violent, measles is doing her thing, and god knows what else is out there.

That was the Dashcon ballpit of parades.

Steam rising from orange pipes on a Manhattan Avenue.

The rats have chosen a new pope.

so when do we get Pope Meets With The President Episode 2, Revenge of the Papacy?

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

I’ve been telling people for years DO NOT GET AN AUTISM DIAGNOSIS unless you absolutely need it for accommodations. It exists as a black mark on your record, a black mark that is increasingly resembling a target. The government can’t be trusted with information like that.

Zoh Shia in a crystal cave

Zoh Shia ゾ・シア
Monster Hunter

Biggest insider trading market manipulation scheme in history.

They aren't even bothering to hide it.

I may have just picked my #SuperBowl team!

@jalenhurts.bsky.social ~ #TakeAKnee

No lie detected #SuperBowl

y'know, I've never played any of the Wolfenstein games, but I'm feeling an urge to pick one of them up....

Y'all remember the Wolfenstein games? No reason, just curious.

the event photos of me on Fri night vs Sun morning are WILD

YouTube video by Electronic Arts Star Wars: The Old Republic - "Hope" Cinematic Trailer

"𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒔 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒗𝒚, 𝒘𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒍𝒆 𝒔𝒑𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝒐𝒇 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒓𝒂𝒈𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏 𝒊𝒈𝒏𝒊𝒕𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒔 𝒐𝒇 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒆 𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒆 𝒂𝒄𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒙𝒚."

Apparently posted this in Jan 2017, and it bears resharing now.

youtu.be/1ToztqqDcaY?...

#starwars #starwarstheoldrepublic #rebels #anewhope

I'd like to stop living through unprecedented historical events please. Can we have some uninteresting times?

a venn diagram. the left circle is “people who understand that climate change is an existential threat” and the right circle is “people who use Al, but, like, not for real work! lol! i just needed a silly pic of a dog on a scooter and it's surprisingly hard to find good reference images”

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

I'm really bad at posting over here, but hello friendos <3

Getting back to the routine after the holidays with my best shark face. 🐈‍⬛🦈🤍

this guy wore a mask and didn't keep his cell phone on him when he fled and as a result a police department that is itself one of the largest armed forces and intelligence agencies on planet earth is completely flummoxed

One of the NYPD brass said “this isn’t blue bloods” when explaining they can’t just immediately find the guy and I like that years of copaganda have set standards cops can’t meet and might be contributing to people’s correct perception that cops don’t effectively stop crime or find killers.

Adventures of the Skonkening (aka owning a blue tongue skink)

Ekko is the singular hinge in #Arcane and you cannot tell me otherwise

More lizard dragons!

[ #lizard #dragon #art ]

Anyone telling you we need to stop focusing on civil rights of any kind in order to win elections only cares about winning, not about you.

Post a picture of yourself to show the newbies what they're dealing with 🐲

Star Wars has been doing some heavy lifting to get me through the past week, and I have a feeling it's going to continue for the next 4 years.
I usually identify with the villains (queercoding left an impact), but lately, I've felt the need to identify with the Light 💙
#StarWars #ForTheRebellion

Star Wars has been doing some heavy lifting to get me through the past week, and I have a feeling it's going to continue for the next 4 years.
I usually identify with the villains (queercoding left an impact), but lately, I've felt the need to identify with the Light 💙
#StarWars #ForTheRebellion