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creative director / award-winning / stuff writing (bluesky-posts) born & based in germany

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gibts hier รผberhaupt autoren, schreibfans, leute die was mit buchstaben machen?

20.01.2026 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

der schรถnste satz den ihr je gelesen habt. nicht der erste. sondern irgendwo. irgendwoher. irgendwie.

ich lege vor:

"sehenswรผrdigkeiten durch stacheldraht, schรผsse neben shots, blankenese neben lang ein leben lang."

20.01.2026 11:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

wieso? erzรคhl mal. ich bin mir (fast) sicher, dass es fรผr alle deine annahmen eine lรถsung gib. oder ein gegenargument. das valide ist und nicht konstruiert. oder auf irgendeiner motivations-coaching-sch**** basiert.

20.01.2026 11:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

1st round trump:

trump: "my bling bling, see those diamond rings? i'm sicker than this 'chinese' thing."

20.01.2026 10:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trump vs. obama. imaginary rap-battle. 1st round.

obama: "not even beefing just plain vanilla, you're a orange and completely bananas"

20.01.2026 10:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

disagree? know where to catch me.

20.01.2026 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is sitting on a couch and talking to a man . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and talking to a man .

howbowdah ... 2016 was like every year. this, that, lorem ipsum happened. highlight, lowlights, whateverlights. not to forget: someone married in this year and needs share that in his / her timeline. great, we really care ...

... so 2016 was the year of: bhad bhabie.

20.01.2026 10:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

well, following that in a logical way ... it also means as a writer you shouldn't read. because ...

"don't get high on your own supply."

20.01.2026 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

3x smith & wesson could use instead.

smith & wesson. creating safe space even before 'wokeness' was a thing.

smith & wesson. lifetaking guarantee.โ€จโ€จ

smith & wesson. our bullets make the point.โ€จโ€จ

end of the shoot out. if words are weapons โ€“ who would has won?

20.01.2026 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

trigger warning: hot topic. don't want to promote anything. except: be creative, write, discuss.

3 lines for the sandy hook organistaion

sho. our testiominals speak for themselves. because they can't anymore.โ€จโ€จ

sho. not for the gun but all the forgotten.โ€จโ€จ

sho. 100% bulletproofed facts.

20.01.2026 08:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you shouldn't write about that here. it's material for a book about the 'romantic narrative' people want to hear. potential to become the (!) handbook for booklovers. of course and that's why i think you should really do that: you'll publish it as an ebook only. non-smelling guarantee included.

19.01.2026 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh, sounds ... bearly legal.

18.01.2026 23:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stillmittel.

18.01.2026 22:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

einfach beides zeigen, bzw. die rollen auch mal umkehren. "kill your darlings" wรถrtlich nehmen.

heisst ja auch nicht "kill your females" oder "kill thtat random girl on the street" ...

18.01.2026 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

more or less ... a cloud nine to five job. respect.

18.01.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he can keep the pentagon. if I never have to hear him say: โ€œoops, my pants are gone...โ€

18.01.2026 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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4. controversial

those jeans are racists. if blue supremacy exists. american eagle

5. competitive

levi but never levis. american eagle

6. wildcard

feels like zen: da first jeans that makes you scream ya! american eagle

team zendaya btw. to be more precisely: i root for rue.

18.01.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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6 lines american eagle could had instead the genes / jeans thing.

1. loud

finally she's @onlypants. american eagleโ€จโ€จ

2. reaction

dear zendaya, this is our statement peace. american eagle

3. selfironic

true american even with sydney. american eagle

18.01.2026 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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