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Scottish resident in Andalusia. St Johnstone and Scotland, FPL, Indie Bands, Craft Beer & Tapas. Dugsโ€ฆlots of dugs! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿฆฎ ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ•โ€๐Ÿฆบ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿฆ’

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Always a fraud

08.11.2025 21:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Exactly this ๐Ÿ‘‡

06.11.2025 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 333    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
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Tbh whoโ€™s not getting happy with this shite!
Couple of hits and my doctor says my hypertension will counteract any sildenafil Iโ€™m on.
Upwards and onwards shaggers!

05.11.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brilliant.! My first time was in the local infirmary. The dude with the scope was a cool cunt, after all I pitched up in brown boots and an NHS smock.
Got chatting. Rod up the arse. Heโ€™s asks. Where you from? Like a wine etc.
Fuck sake my new neighbour ๐Ÿ˜†

05.11.2025 22:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Went for a prostate exam today.
I canโ€™t tell a lie, a finger up the arse from a stranger was surprisingly arrousing but not as much asโ€ฆ

94 points
OR 730k

Keep on trucking shaggers

05.11.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Ok, maybe when theyโ€™re knackered

31.10.2025 19:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Truth is the bastards wonโ€™t sit still long enough โ€ฆ

31.10.2025 19:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ok enough of dogs in Bandanas. Only Niall Harbison from Thailand gets away with that shit, and only just! ๐Ÿ˜†

31.10.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Definitely your OR you handsome bastard

31.10.2025 19:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sorry, alcohol induced depression of my own feeble rank

31.10.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I may change my name to FPLHaaland and shit myself and captain Mbeumo

31.10.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Seeking out the source of the headwaters of the place that spawned Gyรถkeres, to discover if heโ€™s worth my transfer, Iโ€™m off to Greece, specifically Athens, next month.
When I see him in action against the Scottish national football team I will report back on his suitability of your faith.

31.10.2025 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For many weeks Enzo, like his great great grandfather, the godfather of Ferrari, has lived on his Italian heritage, while putting a gun to our head and saying โ€˜ an FPL fanny will always underestimate your virtues and an enemy overestimate your faults."

31.10.2025 16:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know the pain!

31.10.2025 15:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Romero is a trap
Like a piece of kebab meat on a Saturday night after 14 Jรคgermeisters he feels good at the time but in the morning heโ€™ll haunt you like that fingerblast in the gents, that turns out to be your own arse.

31.10.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This makes far to much sense to be good advice! ๐Ÿ˜†
Thanks mate. Genuinely insightful.

28.10.2025 14:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hercules the bear brought back to life on the stage - BBC News The grizzly bear was raised in a trailer near Dunblane but went on to become a worldwide celebrity.

Not only but also..

Met this a bear a few times

www.bbc.com/news/article...

27.10.2025 07:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kudos, with 3 pnts narrowly beating Guiuโ€™s miserable 2, Horrible game week all round with 37 points all out.
Onwards and upwardsโ€ฆ.
๐Ÿ˜†

26.10.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And donโ€™t type like a 8 year Old! Sake

25.10.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read the post moron

25.10.2025 10:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Read the post moron.

25.10.2025 10:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Meant to post a picture of my 3 midfielders and front 3.
BTH it makes no Feckinโ€™ difference now!

25.10.2025 07:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s a reason he looks like heโ€™s about to bowl a googly!

25.10.2025 07:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thatโ€™s what weโ€™re here for- right?

25.10.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two minions wearing goggles and overalls are standing next to each other . ALT: two minions wearing goggles and overalls are standing next to each other .
25.10.2025 07:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's easy to win. Anybody can win.

25.10.2025 01:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In this day and age, itโ€™s a YES!
With my poor maths and grade 2 arithmetic thatโ€™s like 91.66666 for 11.

25.10.2025 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re on the wrong websites friend! ๐Ÿฅด

24.10.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Associates- Affectionate Punch
Tears for Fears - The Hurting
ABC- Lexicon of love
Soft Cell- Non stop erotica
Teardrop explodes- Kilimanjaro

Bubblers:
Murmur - REM
Blancmange- Happy Families
Depeche Mode- speak and Spell
Talk Talk - the Partyโ€™s over

24.10.2025 18:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

50 years ago, at least, my father told me a truth, which remains to this day.
The royal family are only who they are because their forefathers were better murderers than usโ€ฆ

24.10.2025 17:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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