Brevity is the essence of a good handle

Sound-activated lights are awesome... Every morning I go into my study, rip a huge fart and get rewarded with a bright rainbow.

Hey

Weimar Germany, before the Nazis took power, was in such a hyper-inflationary state that one US dollar bought more than four trillion marks.

News feed:

*AI is revolutionising healthcare
*Chatbot convinces 14 year old to kill their parents
*How AI will improve accounting in the future
*Company replaces
1000 workers with AI, immediately goes out of business
*AI will fix mental health forever
*Gemini tells octogenarian to eat mercury

Brett Easton Ellis...I think you mean *Fewer* Then Zero

My former father in law was so frugal that despite being worth ~$25M his standard lunch order was "a SMALL cheese sandwich", as though cheese sandwiches come in S/M/L. He had a stroke a couple of years ago and has been flying first class for weekend getaways and buying cars randomly ever since.

Can't believe Stavvy has third billing in the new Yorgos Lanthimos film... He's doing so well for a guy who built his career off a podcast about having sex with your dad.

bsky.app/profile/svun...

I have to answer unknown numbers because of my job, and answer ~40 calls a day, maybe one of which isn't a fucking scam or telemarketer...and that caller would almost certainly leave a voicemail if I didn't pick up. Telcos have fucked us all - my phone knows it's a scam, why doesn't the carrier?

Everyone's great in it, but Penn is absolutely phenomenal. Three hours flew by, and I can't think of a drama that's intense getting so many huge laughs in the cinema. Absolute masterpiece.

"One Battle After Another", despite it being PTA adapting Pynchon with DiCaprio, Penn & Del Toro leading, somehow still shocked me by being this good. Brutally mocking of the Right while affectionately chiding the manners of the Left, incredibly funny, and Sean Penn's walk alone deserves an Oscar.

Shut the fuck up loser

Yesterday I saw a chunky, short guy in his 40s wearing a colorful check sport coat that didn't quite cover the belt on his trousers, which themselves didn't reach his ankles... It took all of my self control not to accost him for a roadside intervention.

This is the most risible, dumb shit I've read in a minute.

America: here's a show called "Suits" and the men are dressed in bland crap that reminds you of a bankers' convention.

Korea: here's a show called "Goblin" and the men are dressed in a spectacular range of absolute 🔥 that's so distracting you have to rewind to catch up on dialogue repeatedly.

I missed an entire year of my children's lives because my ex took them away and cut off all contact because I let them watch Brooklyn 99 when they were 7 & 5 years old and it's rated "mature".

My greatest source of self-esteem is that I'm 50 and still drifting further Left with every passing year, both socially and economically.

Sometimes if a partner cheats on you it's worth working through it. If your partner forms any kind of attachment to a chatbot you should leave them and probably stop them from talking to the kids.

Vanity sizing is so fucking annoying. I just spent 15 minutes in a queue for a fitting room only to discover that with a 34" waist and a 45" chest, I needed 31" pants and size S shirts.

A headline from a 1939 New York Times article: Goebbels Ends Careers of Five 'Aryan'Actors Who Made Witticisms About the Nazi Regime

Isn't it crazy that the leader of our country is able to get comedians fired for their jokes? Pic unrelated

Yeah I can read fucknut.

I recently smuggled $20 worth of vape juice and cigarettes into Australia and saved myself around $1000 by doing so. I cannot imagine getting the same returns with heroin, cocaine, or meth. What a time to be alive.

You jumped into it to reply to a comment that had absolutely no mention of Stalin. "The conversation" started before either of us were born.

I can't afford smart glasses because my money's all tied up in the Metaverse, which CNN told me was going to generate a trillion dollars, not very long ago. How the fuck do these morons get through the day without getting a limb caught in machinery?

Both unrecognisable but clearly two guys you love to see. I told myself "I'm going to kick myself so hard when the credits roll" then the credits rolled and I nearly beat the shit out of myself.

If you're a fan of movies that make you think "who the fuck is that guy, I know that guy, that guy's awesome but who the fuck is that guy" I recommend "Caught Stealing". (Those guys are Vincent D'Onofrio and Liev Schreider).

This is good advice for wage slaves too.

I'm mostly white and mostly male but when someone posts critically about white men I read it as shorthand, aimed at a politically relevant mass and not a personal attack on me specifically... mostly because I'm not a narcissistic whiny self loathing little bitch.

I could wade into a conversation about the merits of electric cars with a tirade about Elon Musk being a racist but what the fuck would that have to do about anything?

Oh so you're saying something irrelevant that has nothing to do with anything. Gotcha.