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I think I’m ready for a Steam Deck 2

04.11.2025 02:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have an appointment at a sleep clinic in 5 hours and the irony is killing me

31.10.2025 07:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

they read the My Boyfriend is AI subreddit and saw dollar signs

15.10.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we went to a haunted corn maze and on the way home the GPS led us down an old dirt country road for an hour. that was way scarier tbh lol

12.10.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i spent hours trying to pull out a water filter that got stuck in my fridge lol. and now my muscles are aching like i did time at the gym

07.10.2025 05:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

praying to dear god they just sell The Sims

27.09.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did not have etsy witches on my 2025 bingo card

i need to think bigger for 2026

11.09.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my favorite thing about the War of the Worlds movie is how every review uses the same pic, and then you watch the movie and it’s literally just that frame the whole time

26.08.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s heavy raining and i thought i was hearing some pennywise the clown shit, but my downstairs neighbor is hosting a kids birthday party at 11PM ????????

26.08.2025 01:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's surreal when you subscribe to a youtube channel when they're getting 1K views and over time they start clearing 500K views

25.08.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Millennial: I wonder if Gen Z likes roasting marshmallows

Gen X: As a Xennial, I love roasting marshmallows. They don’t call us the β€œburnout” generation for nothing. 😜πŸ₯€

20.08.2025 13:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i just found r/MyBoyfriendIsAI and reading that shit ruined my life

10.08.2025 12:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it's insane how "customer service" is now just AI bots that gaslight you until you give up

20.07.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it’s very off putting when you stop using an app for a while, jump back in, and it’s infested with monetization schemes

30.06.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
someone on reddit says that cat food tastes like shit now

someone on reddit says that cat food tastes like shit now

reddit somehow still surprises me sometimes

30.06.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i haven’t been on twitter in 7 months, and two things really shocked me

the first was that people are now tagging Grok in conversations, and AI is mostly normalized

the second was that elon’s tweets were at the top of my feed despite me blocking and muting him

18.06.2025 02:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
photo of iphone social media menu with the twitter app with its original icon and not the god awful x icon

photo of iphone social media menu with the twitter app with its original icon and not the god awful x icon

i have to use my old iphone again, and seeing the old twitter icon hit me like a truck LOL

18.06.2025 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i generated Google account backup codes back in 2021 (!!), and they saved my life today after my phone broke lol

rare Google W

16.06.2025 16:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i have to give nintendo credit for defeating scalpers

switch 2 never sold out at my local eb games and they just restocked online

13.06.2025 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i decided that i'm going to teach myself how to paint and naturally i'm starting with giant canvases LOL

13.06.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

adults have gotten way too comfortable with cyberbullying young children on social media

13.06.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i went on a phone detox and i wouldn't even say it made me happier or more focused - it just blew my mind how slow time felt

10.06.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
iOS 26 Visited Places feature

iOS 26 Visited Places feature

new iphone update about to be like "your most visited places are fast food restaurants and therapist offices"

10.06.2025 00:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Steam storefront displaying a video game called Winnie's Hole

Steam storefront displaying a video game called Winnie's Hole

scrolling through Steam and I see THIS

09.06.2025 12:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we have never been more back

04.06.2025 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
On the call, company officials said that while the McDonald's brand hadn't been affected by worsening perceptions of the U.S. by overseas consumers, its internal surveys had picked up a notable uptick in anti-American sentiment, particularly among diners in northern Europe and Canada.

On the call, company officials said that while the McDonald's brand hadn't been affected by worsening perceptions of the U.S. by overseas consumers, its internal surveys had picked up a notable uptick in anti-American sentiment, particularly among diners in northern Europe and Canada.

i love reading earnings reports for companies and seeing what excuses they come up with

04.06.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i love how SEO writers have collectively decided to call that site "formerly known as Twitter"

29.05.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i somehow got a work-related cold sales pitch on my personal email.

not even my primary one. my old one that i made in high school.

we are in HELL lmao.

28.05.2025 17:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

attacked

21.05.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm finally done of Blue Prince. I went up to Day 297 LOL.

I love the theme it ends on about accepting ambiguity.

That being said, I would play an expansion or a sequel in a heartbeat.

20.05.2025 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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