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Chris Andersen

@chris-andersen.bsky.social

Privileged middle class white guy using my super power to fight other privileged white guys. The price of capitulation is always higher than the price resistance. Always.

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Democrats did so well last night that even Trump conceded.

05.11.2025 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if those threats come from The President?

04.11.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many of you know your own phone number without checking your phone?

04.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah. Just realized that. Oh well.

03.11.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can vote for him when he runs for President.

03.11.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re Democrats. It’s what we do.

03.11.2025 15:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m impressed. I didn’t think they could outrage me more than I am already outraged.

03.11.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Republican solution to healthcare is to pull the plug.

Problem solved!

03.11.2025 15:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Status Cuomo.

03.11.2025 15:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a talking point.

03.11.2025 15:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I agree with you. But humans are notoriously bad at comprehending the magnitude of big numbers.

03.11.2025 15:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone with more than a few years of experience with the internet would know that the distilled wisdom of ALL human knowledge promised by AI was always going to produce nothing but the essence of shit.

03.11.2025 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nazis are bad. Defending Nazis is bad. Defending the defenders of Nazis is bad.

01.11.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wild thought of the day: The Mona Lisa is a Kardashian. It’s famous for being famous.

01.11.2025 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Is this the same chandelier?

31.10.2025 20:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it the same chandelier?

31.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Who puts chandeliers in their bathroom?

31.10.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I expect him to be captured hiding out in a sewer pipe, screaming like a wild animal.

31.10.2025 20:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the nouveau riche look down their noses at Trump.

I never consider the death of America being so tacky.

31.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Marie Antoinette is speechless.

31.10.2025 19:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it even real marble?

31.10.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! Shouldn’t he get credit for no gold on the toilet?

31.10.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a gentle reminder that the French Revolution started with a famine. A famine that was caused by government policy. Nothing brings on the torches and pitchforks faster than hunger.

31.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does he have a crew? It looks like he has a crew.

31.10.2025 01:25 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NDAs should be illegal in government.

31.10.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember when Al Gore was excoriated for claiming he invented the internet (which he never claimed btw)?

31.10.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How long before ICE starts recruiting in Home Depot parking lots?

31.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How long before ICE starts recruiting in Home Depot parking lots?

31.10.2025 01:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Before we talk about unearned benefits going to the poor, let’s talk about unearned benefits going to billionaires.

28.10.2025 19:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuentes is a professional rage baiter. Why does anyone, besides other rage baiters, act like he is a serious person?

28.10.2025 19:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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