"Keep the fruit out of your beer, people" couldn't agree more!

Are Bass Pro Shops a scam?

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

I'm not saying this is the back of my head but it could be

In corporate messaging, the longer the explanation, the worse the decision

On the HUD website - partisan propaganda. "The Radical Left in Congress shut down the government. HUD will use available resources to help Americans in need. " Button circled: Website Feedback

Go to hud.gov and use the website feedback button to tell them the website is for all Americans and to take down this partisan propaganda.

#ThisIsTrumpsShutdown

CBS's John Dickerson has the best commentaries.

BREAKING: Congressman Jamie Raskin moments ago, regarding Republicans shutting down the Government and avoiding the release of the Epstein files:

If they claim they haven't heard the quote, play it for them and ask for a response.

If they claim it's being taken out of context, play a longer version and ask for a response.

If they try to sidestep the issue, play it over again and ask for a response.

Are armies reliant on gasoline? Yes.
But are they *heavily* reliant on gasoline? Also, yes

Crazy how that works.

There's nothing in the rulebook that says a man can't... no, wait. There is

If you were in the room during Hegseth and Trump's speech, and you'd like to share your response anonymously, reach out to me on Signal (in bio.) Share widely.

Republicans don’t need a single democratic vote to fund their regime. Here’s why. Please share widely.

Folks — this is not a normal government shutdown.

Let me explain the stakes and how we got here.

So, our complete arsenal is Thoughts, Prayers and ...do I have this right? "Hope?" Anything else?

Two things everybody’s missing about the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

The richest man on earth owns X.

The second richest man on earth is about to be a major owner of TikTok.

The third richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp.

The fourth richest man owns The Washington Post.

See the problem here?

“An escalator can never break down. It can only become stairs. You’ll never see an escalator out of order sign. Just escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” - Mitch Hedberg

And how about these that you haven't started?

Dang

Dang

To: Lorne Michaels
Re: #SNL Host
Please have Jimmy Kimmel host the first episode of the 51st season.

Keep the sound on, the funny bit is in English.

Just now, 11 state and city lawmakers were arrested by DHS police on the 10th floor of 26 Federal Plaza after a hour of demanding access to the ICE lock up on the same floor. @thecity.nyc

MY GOD, I HAVE A NEW HERO. SHE HAD THEM SO HOOKED AND THEN BAM, SHE ATE THEM, BONES AND ALL.

After using ChatGPT for the first time in the past 2 months... Can confirm