@justbart.bsky.social
I hate PT Cruisers.
Katie watching the closing ceremony: “this is the ugliest dancing I’ve ever seen.”
23.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My lesbian wife: “scissoring is stupid.”
21.02.2026 03:04 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Punch finding friends is *bad* because now his plushie mom is going to miss her baby 😭😭
19.02.2026 22:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The baby bottles are attached to us. The Lord’s bottles.
19.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My whole life is counting on Rockalina.
12.02.2026 23:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I love antiquing
29.01.2026 05:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If stress-plucking eyebrow hairs one by one with my fingertips was an effective way to protest, ICE would have left Minnesota weeks ago.
23.01.2026 05:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kat is an ardent sleep-til-noon-on-saturdays observer
18.01.2026 01:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feeling grateful that the ICE vehicle of choice is not “white station wagon with wood grain”
16.01.2026 22:49 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0‘Memba when she asked me a question and fell asleep by the time I started answering (roughly 4 seconds later)?
04.01.2026 02:06 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Wowow what a skeet!
03.01.2026 00:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0No
21.12.2025 05:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Loolll I think he’s actually married to George Glass
11.11.2025 15:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I’m sorry. Myknobs dot com?!
18.10.2025 02:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Shoulda shown him your tiddies
18.10.2025 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This old man??? he played three?! He played Knick knack on *my* KNEE?!?
No fucking thank you.
He’s the worst in every way 🤷
03.10.2025 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Aaaamazing!
18.09.2025 23:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you make this?!
18.09.2025 23:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0What is she a baby here?
14.08.2025 02:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I simply cannot imagine Bsky is full of #plathville watchers but I just need somewhere to say that Ethan is such a little bitch
13.08.2025 23:40 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1Some Gen Zers just asked me to take their picture with a Canon point-and-shoot and they felt the need to explain to me how to use it and I 💀
31.07.2025 02:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yearning for just one more ‘90s summer where my babysitter was a popsicle stick on the tv
26.07.2025 20:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The chicken sitting service I use is going hard in this new banner. 😍😍
11.07.2025 14:27 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I get multiples gayer every time a man at the gym doesn’t wipe off the equipment he just used.
(And it is ALWAYS men!!!!!!)
You’re hot
29.06.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I heard this place was dragging Dwayne The Rock Johnson????
FINALLY!
I’ve never trusted that guy and I think something bad is gonna be revealed about him sometime in my life.
Mark my words!
MARK 👏 MY 👏 WORDS 👏
#therock #ismellwhattherockiscookinganditisbad
My wife has been listening to Death Becomes Her on a loop for, like, a week straight. The plot in the songs hasn’t been aligning with what *I* remember of the movie. And I just realized it’s because I think I’m conflating Death Becomes Her and The First Wives Club lol
27.06.2025 02:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0So, you did this to us?
18.06.2025 13:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I thought you smoked if the fuck is good?
18.06.2025 01:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
