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Jethro Cramp

@crampy.bsky.social

Born in 70s UK. Lived in China and SE Asia 30+ years. Serial small business builder. Currently fermenting and distilling. Will talk about brand building, Ops, data, rum and gin. Might occasionally get worked up about politics.

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Was it β€œIf a clown enters the palace, the palace becomes a circus”?

19.10.2025 11:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s gorgeous.

06.10.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck yeah.

18.09.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epic!

09.08.2025 05:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAnd this too shall pass”

28.07.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So many lives ruined and broken by one crazed man’s vision, and a nation of fools willing to follow him.

27.07.2025 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The mind boggles that Ireland has to import Guinness from China.

25.07.2025 05:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok. But will the future robotic defence force in the bunker surrender or will they fight to the death?

24.07.2025 06:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Whilst this is obviously an own goal, nobody should count their future profit and loss, because nobody, including the knucklehead-in-chief, knows what he’s going to do next.

My bet is whatever new chaos Trump creates, πŸ‡―πŸ‡΅ and πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ will still run rings around him.

23.07.2025 10:42 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am glad that the greatest minds in Maga America are grappling with this thorny question.

The rest of the world waits with bated breath for their conclusions.

23.07.2025 01:16 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ“Œ

22.07.2025 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks. That was a good read.

20.07.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Substack focuses too heavily on monetisation they will lay the groundwork for the next new variation with a snappy URL, and a new demographic to then cannibalise their user base. So the cycle continues.

18.07.2025 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t remember the details but I always felt that Medium was once on a great trajectory but once they thought about making money, it just stagnated.

18.07.2025 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Great response. Hope it gets the airtime it deserves.

18.07.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How are they ever going to 10x that?!?

18.07.2025 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Now it seems Trump doesn’t have a deal. He just had a call.

FFS.

It would be hilarious in a sitcom. For the leader of the free world?

Downright embarrassing.

03.07.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

With the planned massive infrastructure investments straight out of China’s development playbook, Vietnam is all set for a mega boom.

03.07.2025 05:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And at the high end Mercedes, Porsche, etc

03.07.2025 03:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A narrow street in Hanoi

A narrow street in Hanoi

This is my street in Hanoi. It’s pretty typical.

Everyday I watch an embassy staff neighbour struggle to reverse their SUV and round the corners into a garage.

It’s highly entertaining.

Sure the US will sell a ton of SUVs here. 🀑

03.07.2025 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I like the way you are flexible to evolving your system. Keeping up with gin really is a full time job!

02.07.2025 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that sucks.

02.07.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@skyview.social unroll

28.06.2025 10:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My understanding is that VPNs are widely used in Iran and therefore a considerable part of the population can access the parts of the internet banned in Iran.

27.06.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It can be factually correct that Tweets are not widely seen in Iran and this is the most liked Tweet in Farsi.

27.06.2025 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A first for me - I took off from Heathrow at 4pm and landed back at Heathrow at 10pm.

I was on my way to Doha but with missiles flying around Qatar turning the plane around seemed like a good idea!

23.06.2025 21:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And now we know how much that is…

Not very much.

06.06.2025 09:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‚

02.06.2025 07:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That comparison is not fair to fence posts.

01.06.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It would be hilarious if it wasn’t all so tragic.

31.05.2025 07:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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