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hey it's audie! | canine midwit and reluctant bureaucrat | present state of things abolitionist | they/them | 28 | audiedog on most platforms

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a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫡

23.02.2026 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5127    πŸ” 2173    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 12

the only funny name anyone has come up with for Trump was when Biden accidentally called him Presinald Trunt

21.02.2026 01:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1035    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 17

I saw people talk about "narcissistic abuse" all the fucking time in pop psych TikTok and Shorts content and it drives me fucking insane every time, bless you for this thread

19.02.2026 06:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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i think i didnt reup this one here...

#dothack #art

17.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 736    πŸ” 356    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

β€œFor what” thank you for asking. I want to be the guy wearing the β€œuppies?” muscle tank at conventions (not a joke)

18.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

im not a linux evangelist but people post on here weekly like "i miss when computers were more like the early 2000s and had basic software and i didn't have to pay attention to all the flashiness and complexity and updates" girl what you desire is running stable debian on a spare thinkpad

17.02.2026 05:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1588    πŸ” 374    πŸ’¬ 38    πŸ“Œ 19
16.02.2026 16:59 β€” πŸ‘ 34    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry but if you’re fat you’re really hot and I love you

15.02.2026 16:55 β€” πŸ‘ 65    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

capitalism is incompatible with democracy wherever you are, actually. nothing special about the US here

16.02.2026 10:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1125    πŸ” 114    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

LITERALLYYYYY whenever I see people posting this surreptitious pics they take of folks in public like that, it's like... who raised you. Why do you think this is normal behavior.

16.02.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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lets fucking goooooooo bless you for this

13.02.2026 06:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
12.02.2026 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2336    πŸ” 1806    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you go to settings, I think it should be under "content and media" or something

11.02.2026 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This started happening for me recently -- there's a toggle in the settings for autoplay, and I guess it just somehow reset to enable it? Maybe this toggle was only recently added in an update or something.

11.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

getting pictures of your animal from friends with β€œthis is you” will always be my favorite

i love it so much, because it’s true! that’s me!!

11.02.2026 08:23 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Few know this but Freud first theorized the Todestrieb (death drive) while having a cocaine-and-laudunum induced vision of the Ford-150 truck

07.02.2026 14:50 β€” πŸ‘ 85    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
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γ‚‰γγŒγ

06.02.2026 05:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1140    πŸ” 423    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

You know what I think would mobilize Gen Z. A pizza party. Has anyone tried this yet

06.02.2026 06:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Read more books, make more art, kiss the homies.

06.02.2026 06:18 β€” πŸ‘ 157    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1
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this is still the best hellsite post ever tho

29.01.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2310    πŸ” 825    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

Do not fall for this garbage. DHS came into my city with an offensive posture, conducted itself as an invader, often attacked residents without any plausible connection to immigration enforcement, violently seized people off the streets. Now it’s our fault people died?

29.01.2026 13:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4699    πŸ” 1235    πŸ’¬ 282    πŸ“Œ 55

Writers, artists, coders, game designers, you name it, if you are making fucked up erotic art I love u

29.01.2026 06:12 β€” πŸ‘ 344    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

About 15 pairs of hands relay your packages before they get to you.

Imagine if you could find every single person who handled your package and gather them in one place. And then they could all touch the package together and take a photo, I guess. Then they kiss, maybe.

28.01.2026 09:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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How To Help if You are Outside Minnesota Last edited January 22, 2026 I’m going to assume that if you’re reading this, you more or less understand the situation in Minnesota and I don’t have to explain it to you! That sa…

This is a great guide on how you can help support protestors even if you live outside of Minnesota. Note, especially, the bit about Ring cameras.

"Ring partners with Flock, which gives information to law enforcement (without a warrant), including ICE."πŸ‘‡

naomikritzer.com/2026/01/21/h...

26.01.2026 10:57 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 108    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

dont ask why my canines are 5x longer than they used to be mind your business

26.01.2026 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

But, I suspect that none of this really mattered: what mattered was Gender. Trump is macho big dog, he made tough guy noises. The fact he achieved nothing, and the pointy intellectual speech Carney gave was immediately completely vindicated, is valued at nought compared to getting to do more Gender.

25.01.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 147    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

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