@audiedog.bsky.social
hey it's audie! | canine midwit and reluctant bureaucrat | present state of things abolitionist | they/them | 27 | audiedog on most platforms
I'm doing GAY SHIT don't WORRY ABOUT IT
13.11.2025 11:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Annual Thanksgiving ritual: putting in my vacation time for Midwest Furfest and hoping nobody asks what I'm doing with my days off
13.11.2025 11:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Elk please post the original image for normal reasons I'm begging
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YESSSSSS YESSSSSSS
13.11.2025 03:08 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0wait... Glarbage Plate...
13.11.2025 03:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I like Glarb quite a bit for a Garbage Plate kind of deck! Card selection, graveyard development, blocks extremely well, and playable on T2 off a mana dork? Seems like a really strong candidate!
13.11.2025 03:05 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0fuck AI i want art made by PERVERTS. AI can never be a PERVERT
12.11.2025 01:50 β π 37 π 5 π¬ 1 π 1Entering my crepuscular era
11.11.2025 12:39 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hell yeah Opposition gaming
Let us know how the event goes!
WIP
09.11.2025 07:03 β π 502 π 100 π¬ 5 π 0call your friends cute! call them hot! say i love you! fuck me dude ive spent twenty two years thinking i had to be polite about my friends when you should frankly be a little in love with everyone youre close with. they matter to you. let them know it
07.11.2025 18:38 β π 3814 π 1779 π¬ 11 π 81Like queen put your hands down they are loud as FUCK
07.11.2025 02:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Many are saying this!
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Disco Elysium Dance πΊπΊβ¨
05.11.2025 15:48 β π 2650 π 983 π¬ 21 π 7mood at the transgender coffee shop jubilant this morning as we *all* donned our burqas and left offerings at the shrine to Marx
05.11.2025 15:44 β π 277 π 25 π¬ 3 π 1Donna Haraway charging up right now, readying the ball lightning attack
05.11.2025 13:13 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 1Rest in piss, bozo πΊ
04.11.2025 14:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0:o !!!!!!!! how're they treating you? I'd love to pick some stuff like that up some time, but I'm a little anxious about how well they'd stay up
04.11.2025 06:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Okay but those floating shelves though... π are those detachable or built in?
04.11.2025 06:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0"What should poor people be allowed to eat?" seems to be a burning question for those who aren't poor, have never been poor, and can afford to eat what they like, but want to keep poor people from eating anything that tastes really good. "No fresh meat," said Iowa, a few years ago.
04.11.2025 03:02 β π 1898 π 568 π¬ 28 π 63We are being ruled by absolute losers
04.11.2025 03:18 β π 8968 π 1137 π¬ 209 π 51I am personally trying to make this platform more toxic and hateful.
02.11.2025 13:11 β π 1552 π 133 π¬ 60 π 8My platform has three parts:
-Woke counterreformation
-Unlimited Butlerian jihad
-Reconstruction 2
Ugggggh sounds so tough π I want to get re-upped on my shots before the con too, so I guess I should probably schedule it for a weekend, huh.
Hope you're over the hill and feel better soon!
Yesssss go off king π
30.10.2025 02:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0all the anxiety human evolution developed to help me spot bears now kicks in when i have to answer emails
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19.10.2025 03:21 β π 134 π 26 π¬ 1 π 1mom can you pick me up they're transvestigating voltorb
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