Dan Mosier

I should start a series I call “Shit I Say At Therapy”:

(Me, trying to describe a situation in my life to my therapist): “So…have you seen the first Saw movie?”

Name a better duo, I’ll wait

A post from a Facebook Buy Nothing group where a person is offering a Harry Truman Pez dispenser and a Black Panther Pez dispenser

I really hope I’m not inadvertently putting anyone from ALXSkeets on blast, but this post from my local BuyNothing is so random it made me lol

I’m getting jealous of everyone’s responses because mine is…a bunch of minor pro athletes, and two absolute chuds (sex pest director Nate Parker and proto-MAGA congressman Randy Forbes)

Wow you are NOT kidding

And Stuart Little is short…makes you think…

lousydrawingsforgoodpeople - thanks for being friends with me questionable life choice but I appreciate it

New tribble?

Worf from Star Trek: The Next Generation

He-Man from He-Man

How did I just realize that Worf and He-Man have the same haircut

Hey Lineberry, if you don’t like these results maybe you should move south, just sayin’

Voting in Alexandria Visit alexandriava.gov for more information.

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Not sure if this is valid since it says it was last updated in 2023 but this is from the Alexandria elections site

a close up of a man 's face with a beard . Alt: Gandalf looking at the camera with joy and awe

Me watching all this ice finally, finally, FINALLY start to melt

(I don’t mean to sound sarcastic in my post, a lot of us were raised to see the world this way, and it’s nearly impossible to shift this mindset in adulthood. Ah, life!)

…what do you mean One (1) Failure won’t ruin you for life?

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a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed and a jacket on . Alt: Kevin Garnett saying “ why would you show this to me if I can’t have it?” In Uncut Gems

You can’t just share something like this that’s sold out!

A cauliflower

Arrives before Valentine's Day

Pretty he’s doing the opposite of loosing sleep over the fact that this never happened

Bad Bunny will play El Muerto, Marvel's first Latino hero with his own live-action movie "It will be epic," promised the reggaeton singer/rapper.

Hey remember when Bad Bunny was supposed to star in the next movie in the Morbius/Madame Web/etc. Spider-Man spinoff series lmao

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My fave is Dragonite

Immaculate vibes, he protec AND attac, basically the ideal man in Poké form

Thanks everyone for all the great replies! Makes me really glad to live here ❤️

Roses are red.

Vaccines give you immunity.

But Black Dynamite! I sell drugs to

Mon-Thurs that week, sadly 😔 But thanks!

a man in a fur coat is dancing in a store with two women . Alt: Macklemore in a fur coat is dancing in a store with two women

Hey ALX Skeets! My sister is visiting soon, and I'm looking for recommendations for:

1). Restaurants with good gluten and dairy-free options.

2). Thrift and/or antique stores.

Would love to hear about options in ALX specifically, but happy to hear about places in DC and Arlington too.

Thanks!!

just want to remind everyone that if you spoonerize “Vampire Weekend,” you sound like a vampire

I'm sorry the guy changing the rules on the fly is named what

Feel like I need to post this again today:

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a man in a spiderman costume is being held up by people Alt: a man in a spiderman costume is being held up by people

As great as his horror is, SM2 is a once-in-a-generation masterpiece

A fox being blown back by the wind with the text “It Fuckin WIMDY”

This meme isn’t going to cut it for today, I need something stronger

I'm so sorry, as a fellow Guy With Weight Issues, I know this sucks 💔 Please know that you've put far more good into this world with your videos than this jerk could ever dream of