@patrickas.bsky.social
The higher you rise, the more people can shoot at your butt.
“I just wanna kiss my fish , say my slurs, hit my wife…” 🎶
13.02.2026 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Damn these northern beans pretty great
12.02.2026 23:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1They teamed up for a bit at 1 point
12.02.2026 22:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Quick we can ask her other questions now
12.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0They’re p. good iirc
12.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Yeah I’d f with that I think, maybe some foie gras
12.02.2026 18:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 00 but liver would be a stretch
12.02.2026 18:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Just read the books, it's all in there
12.02.2026 15:44 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Can I have some
12.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Who is the most famous alum of your high school?
Macho Man Randy Savage’s valet Miss Elizabeth
Lookin good, thick solid tight
12.02.2026 15:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How are the swag levels with Adams gone
12.02.2026 14:01 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Jfc
12.02.2026 13:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0All timer
12.02.2026 11:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Liberals say that Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our democracy. They're wrong—Trump's plan to steal the 2026 election undermines our republic.
12.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 1188 🔁 133 💬 13 📌 8I just wanna kiss my fish
12.02.2026 11:14 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
12.02.2026 02:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hero.
12.02.2026 01:51 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Best kind of
12.02.2026 01:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Look at this story:
"White House expects ‘substantial’ GOP defections on Canada tariff vote in House" and is working to prevent so many they can't stop a veto override!
Extraordinary humiliation for Trump/Johnson. Trump's powers are ebbing.
www.politico.com/news/2026/02...
The National Guard will continue standing around bored in DC metro stations until morale improves
11.02.2026 20:32 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
lol
11.02.2026 19:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Came here for the beverage center jokes, got what I paid for
11.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I am!
11.02.2026 18:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t mind as good as I once was
11.02.2026 15:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0…and when there was only one set of footsteps, that was because I just didn’t want to be seen with you
10.02.2026 14:44 — 👍 230 🔁 12 💬 3 📌 0How do you like me now/now that I 5 times pray (to Mecca)?
11.02.2026 15:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Is this south of Alexandria like along Richmond Highway?
11.02.2026 14:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying
The morning so far
10.02.2026 14:42 — 👍 8633 🔁 1306 💬 26 📌 47On the ground report: Lineberry was a Fox News granny who worked in the Nixon White House
11.02.2026 02:00 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
