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I want you all to know: because my laptop is a think pad that can't run blender or godot, I've been using steam link to develop this entire game on my fucking steam deck

q: why did the outfielders raise their arms during this play?

a: according to the ancient scrolls in which the rules of baseball were found, if a ball lands and doesn't bounce that ball is declared god. the players were worshipping god. i doubt there will be a game 7 or any further baseball seasons

🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫

Lemme tell you something about "faggot gary" kid. He's the toughest mf in this Raising Cane's. And he earned that nickname. He gets mad if you don't call him that

my pronouns are it/its but you can use she/her if your soul is weak

The front control panel of a Frigidaire dishwasher which for some reason has five differently colored indicator lights - The type usually found on industrial control panels - installed now in a line. Three of them, green, white and red are lit. Blue and yellow are unlit.

Back on my bullshit

I FUCKING LOVE THE USPS WOOOOOOOO

when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this

the problem with mechsploitation is that if you turn a girl into a dog that's also an ace pilot you've just succeeded in creating Snoopy

Hello world. It is me. Vile creature. Here to do sin

yo check this out 😏😏

WHY DO THEY CALL IT AIR BNB (BED N BREAKFAST) WHEN THEY LIKE NEVER INCLUDE BREAKFAST THEY SHOULD JUST CALL IT AIRB

"I am beautiful!"

i need everyone who misgenders me to look stupid as fuck we're going whole hog on this bitch

its true

Deergirl Chaser. A man with Goatee and flannel shirt is worriedly shaking his arms at a melancholic deergirl. He says "No! Don't cut off your antlers! They're so hot!"

2008. A voice emanates from the Grey Body Paint Factory. It says "Sales are way down since the recession." The voice is coming from an elderly executive. He solemnly brandishes a gun in front of other executives and says "gentlemen, it's been an honour." A voice rings out "WAIT! Our junior ad exec came up with an idea." The junior ad exec, holds up a placard displaying one of the trolls from popular webcomic Homestuck.

homestuck vivziepop pilot is my 9/11 i can't do this

evil ass night

friends :)

I forgot about posting. Is it fun

Oh, you're too good to talk about the weather? You're too good to talk about the massive waves of diffusing atoms that permeate our surroundings and define the rhythms of our lives? Are you some sort of asshole?

all of Windwaker takes place in Lake Michigan