Desperately hoping that I'm the first one to make this joke

Now that the name is free, Bluesky should call itself Twitter

ODD EYE CIRCLE ‘Air Force One' MV | ARTMS

youtu.be/UDxID0_A9x4

#ARTMS #ODDEYECIRCLE
#VersionUp #AirForceOne
#KimLip #JinSoul #Choerry

juju stu called me on my cell phone

hundreds feet??? *starts jaking off*

OMG THEY SHOULD RENAME IT TO BLUESKYE

Guy who's only been on Bluesky checking out Threads for the first time: getting a lot of Bluesky vibes from this one

I hope Bluesky does something against the bot scraping. Maybe even implement some kind of limits of how many tweets you can "scan" (i.e. read) per day? I think this is concerning, looking into it.

Elon Musk thinks he can do anything like he's judge, yuri and executioner

Horrible things are happening to babies in France everyday: they are born in Frnace

Tragedy in France: it exists

If anyone's interested in European citizenship, I am open to marriage fraud, I don't know why but I just like the idea of it

yeah German media was all over it because omg she's so right, school is useless and students don't learn real life skills and what not but that was 8 years ago lmao

oh it's a joke, this tweet went viral in Germany and the person who wrote this was in several talk shows because of that tweet
but I had French in school actually for like 4 years, j'ai tout oublié mais je comprendre un peux

thank you, worked hard on it

I learned English on the internet, I don't know if that was a good decision, the Yuri is still out on that

I don't want my mom to get old

this is easily the best feature apple has ever made

I am obsessed with you

Wait, I should just start stealing tweets and posting them here

PSA Bluesky has content filters where a lot of stuff is turned off by default like violence, porn and impersonating accounts, I turned everything off and can now see all the 8====D replies

Hey, the Twitter drama reminded me that I never exceeded my limit rating you a 600 and I'm sorry for that, I hope the few seconds we waited were enough to try again

Live bluesky-ing my open heart surgery

I will be the first person on Bluesky to be cancelled and run off the platform

I unironically have Twitter withdrawals

This app is slower than it has ever been, wondering why 😭😭 (I know)

This is Bluesky bitch, take your sensitive ass back to Twitter

these days: one month on the big screen and then straight to digital into a library with a million other titles

Remember when movies were in the theaters for months and then half a year or longer not available before they released on home media, long enough in the theater that you would want to watch twice and waiting for the DVD hypes you so much that you want to buy it

Hey all that talk about the coup makes me think about how i was Russian to Putin my Wagner in between your two Red Squares, text me back if you read this