I mean... if I got a $60M severance for falling short of expectations, I'd be pretty stoked too.

“You can't do this ... We’re human beings!”

“No. You are roaches. Only one way to deal with those"

— Absolute Batman 🦇

But that song a bop tho

The number one culprit behind the Pelicans current situation is Gayle Benson and her ownership group with Dennis Launcha, Greg Bensel and Mickey Loomis.

They made the decision to hire their close friend Joe Dumars without a formal process and have made every important yet catastrophic choice

That's really not fair either. I bet the Tulane kids are going to put on a way better show.

Thank you for sharing this (and shouts out to my podcast partners.)

I can’t unsee it.

I like how Zohran Mamdani scandals are like "He called his old cousin his aunt one time" and Andrew Cuomo scandals are like "He sexually assaulted 13 women."

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Mickey with both the Saints and Pels

Fake ABC ad: At the request of the president, Abbott Elementary is white now

Just about spit out my coffee when I saw this in my morning newspaper @theonion.com

Naji Marshall’s so smart. Realizes Scottie Barnes is locked in on complaining to the ref, zooms by for wide-open cut to and-one

It's insane the NBA doesn't show it's referees this.

"This is who we've allowed ourselves to become"

Whew. Man was cooking. For this whole country [to my fellow whites, that is].

"We're going to be talking all about this after the break. But first, a word from our sponsor - Draft Kings!"

Man was counting on them happy hour prices 😂

US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.

"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"

* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window

Donald Trump has destroyed the East Wing of the White House the right way.

by Ezra Klein

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer NEW YORK—Casting doubt on the mayoral candidate’s ability to effectively carry out the duties of the office, critics assailed New York State Rep. Zohran Mamdani Friday for refusing to share his plan t...

Zohran Mamdani Refuses To Share Plan For Making Rich Richer

Wow. Sidney Reid, the DC woman just found not guilty of assaulting an FBI agent, issues a withering and gutsy statement on Trump through her attorneys.

"I feel sorry for the prosecutors really, who must be burdened by Trump's irrational and unfounded hatred for his fellow man."

It's a must-read:

Definitely dodged a bullet. I took a job where I ignored the red flags and that was a disaster

Young Republican Kids Say the Darndest Things “Thousands of private messages reveal young GOP leaders joking about gas chambers, slavery, and rape…. Vice President JD Vance downplayed [the] bi...

"This nation’s Young Republicans are more than just veteran political operatives and attorneys: they’re kids. And sometimes, kids say the wrong things. They can’t be held responsible for using slurs 251 times in just under 8 months."

83 year old Senator Mitch McConnell just tripped and fell while being asked about ICE

‘Dr. Mario: Side Effects May Vary’ will allow players to opt out of colored pills that conflict with their personal values.
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He really is wrong about every single thing ever

The New Orleans Pelicans today announced that Kevon Looney has been diagnosed with a proximal tibiofibular ligament sprain in his left knee. He will be out 2-3 weeks

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The phrase!

Least believable line ever...Eric Trump has four friends.

obviously, criticizing Israel genocide is not antisemitic. when someone has a history of babbling about Jewish space lasers, though, it's fair to suspect that that may have an impact on the rest of their thinking.

saw someone arguing that MTG's anti Israel noises suggest that she's a more reliable moral voice longterm than most centrist Ds, and...like, people really need to acknowledge just how antisemitic she is and what role that plays in her approach to Israel policy. 1

People who never watched Desean Jackson: