Natalie Hazel

Working on intrusive thoughts again

“Tired of thinking ‘bout drinking for thinking of drinking while thinking ‘bout drinking and thinking ‘bout drinking”

4tran brainrot is some of the most self destructive behaviour. It’s the basis of Blair white pick me shit

Well, the pumpkin isn’t gonna fuck itself

Doing phrenology to Nazis like “hmm, by the shape of your skull I can tell you haven’t had your teeth kicked in enough yet”

Post-dick-torate?

I guess this means you have a doctorate of dick

My mom is a total ******* ****

Re(al)atable

Boofing 10,000μg of LSD and fighting god

Niche internet micro celebrity as in one time I got complimented on the porn I made by a stranger on Grindr

My handjobs would put zeus into a coma

I kiss so good I leave them not just speechless, but completely nonverbal

I’m just impressed they’ve managed to have so many fantasies that weren’t actually final in spite of the name

I mean a cane I creat and all but a gun has all the stopping power a cane sorely lacks, plus the range disparity is almost funny

All things are comparable to rats pushing buttons if you add enough abstraction

You can tell it’s aspen, cause of the way it is

Those gays sure are a contentious bunch

Always remember, the one thing you can do instead of arguing with pro life people is making a donation on their behalf! You get to do the right thing and can feel good about the tantrum they have as a result.

Anyone else play Warhammer 401k

My back is about as straight as I am thanks to scoliosis

This is your sign to get a sword

Part of adulthood is recognizing you can have all the blades you want in spite of what society might say

I have a silver locket but don’t know what pictures to put inside. Kinda thinking of the no love deep web cover though

Kids these days don’t even understand why I gave myself the ankle tattoo I did

I’d rather pay a couple hundred a year for contacts than suffer through wearing glasses

“I promise this isn’t sexual”

I can almost guarantee this is sexual

Bet, I’m jumping out of a plane on the 25th of September, fuck it

Eyes

I’ll take one for the team and fill in