im jared

crazy biomechanical sculpture by Yasushi Nirasawa

crazy biomechanical sculpture by Yasushi Nirasawa

crazy biomechanical sculpture by Yasushi Nirasawa

crazy biomechanical sculpture by Yasushi Nirasawa

some of his sculptures - I first saw his work in Japanese model magazines - so fucking sick

at a restaurant and being asked by the chef if im stupid for not understanding how to build a stove if i want the meat cooked. and then also hes asking me to come back and help him build it

maya lounging in the rays of the autumn sun

shes chilling

my printer refuses to change its default paper, no matter what I do, so every time I print something I have to hit the ok button like three times to tell it "yeah the wrong paper is loaded but use it anyway" on default letter paper. we've been cursed by god as a species

Makoto Yukimura was worried that Vinland Saga's farming arc and "I have no enemies" moment was a gamble that readers wouldn't like. I told him about the J. Cole meme from the Kendrick Lamar and Drake rap beef. This is how he reacted.

i went through IT training a couple years ago and still the longest single part was on printers. humankind has not made printers that aren't evil and unknowable, and we never will

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet

The firehose is public, any jackass with an AI to train already has access to every single image. This is intentional, same reason why your list of people you block is public, built right into the system.

It's the "we have no input" part that's the problem.

Your images are already stolen.

I think arguing that using AI art robs you of True Artistry is not going to land with most people, but saying that “using AI art makes you look incredibly cheap and tacky” will

a screenshot of a pie with a strange face that looks similar to Dagoth Ur’s mask. The text reads “what a fool you are. I’m a pie. How can’t you eat a pie? What a grand and intoxicating innocence”

fiance sent this to me and i nearly threw up

(straying from god’s light) HAHAHAHAHA WHEEEEEEEEE! hahahaha

A bloodied scarecrow enemy from "The Secret World," in a cute Sanrio-inspired style.

A sinister-appearing scorpion encased in an amber-colored lollipop with the text "JUMBO SIZE / SUN TEMPLE EXCLUSIVE!"

It's midnight and I'm sad. Here's a small thread for the in-game graphic t-shirt designs I contributed to The Secret World / Secret World Legends, starting with two designs that were included in the museum update.

theyre simply the best to ever do it

Dude come over. We're drinking our vitreous humor. Like the shit from an eyeball? We don't give a fuck, slurping that nasty sauce.

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"The Man from UNCLE" ? You mean my cousin? 😂

Pritzker is also furious: “Should National Governors Association leadership choose to remain silent, Illinois will have no choice but to withdraw from the organization.”

“Good heavens! Pablo got an ‘F’ in art! ... Well, I’m just going to go down to that school myself and meet this teacher face to face!”

“Good heavens! Pablo got an ‘F’ in art! ... Well, I’m just going to go down to that school myself and meet this teacher face to face!”

CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.

ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't

CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.

ISILDUR: true

Unlimited Home Movies

Bluesky engineers when their website is successful

the lourve account IS super fucking annoying though

This weekend I'm streaming to raise money for All Bark and No Bite, a nonprofit that rounds up stray dogs, removes their teeth, and installs a powerful long-range acoustic device in their throats before releasing them back onto the streets

trump did 9/11

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not normally one to chase trends but I have given into peer pressure and started wearing a home movies-style unicolor onesie

whenever you see a post like "it is impossible to have a reasonable discussion on this web site, the hateful masses only want to destroy" on the timeline, you know it's because they said something so atomically stupid even their parents logged on to flame their bullshit

face down ass up in the mud under the beautiful moon in 2025's Baby Steps

every frame a painting