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Merrill Before and Sometimes After Dark

@merrillotter.com.bsky.social

34. He/she/they (πŸ₯š). SF Bay Area. North American river otter. Find me in a river. Or in bed. A riverbed. Could be πŸ”ž pfp: @ghostcabb.it banner: @goatuna.bsky.social

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- diabetes
- not in the budget
- have to make a trip to get them
- gimmicky product I could homemake a version of
- diabetes aside, don't need that in my diet
- and 12 secret reasons you can unlock for $14.95/mo subscription to ReSun Pro: the reason-listing social media platform.

19.08.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There are 17 excellent, non-negotiable reasons for me to not dive into this product line, and none of them will be able to stop me.

19.08.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Internet showed up and killed the mass media middle man for communication among the masses. As people talked directly, they realized that the systems around them were bullshit.

And folks running the systems can't have that, so...better throw a wrench directly in our ability to connect freely.

19.08.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

RD saying the quiet part out loud.

19.08.2025 16:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Better than "cutie" and "honey."

19.08.2025 06:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Call that dang-xiety.

18.08.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

:o

18.08.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Moonrise over the ocean.

πŸ“Έ: @ratpats.bsky.social

18.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But it looks amazing?

18.08.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Today featured a lot of being naked in bodies of water, and for that I am grateful.

18.08.2025 03:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

omg these are so insanely good. I was not prepared for good good these are.

18.08.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh thank frog

18.08.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Holy shit, food is so good. They were really cooking when they made food."

18.08.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you still win if I'm licking up the saucy bits for you?

17.08.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"These were a shady and bothersome people. I'm glad they're dead."

- @lint.bsky.social, playing the Outer Wilds DLC.

16.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hmu~

16.08.2025 04:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I could see it earlier and now it is also blocked for me, so does that mean that your block carried through? Is this the famed nuclear block?

16.08.2025 02:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I try not to

15.08.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A friend! A pal! A certified good news.

15.08.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, love this.

14.08.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ice cream sundae is the Latin first declension plural nominative (or singular genitive) of ice cream sunda.

14.08.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

"Hi, sorry, can I be an actual fucking person and not a transaction, thanks."

14.08.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, hello.

14.08.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Better off Ted - Jabberwocky Project
YouTube video by Nicolas P. Better off Ted - Jabberwocky Project

youtu.be/spyJ5yxTfas?...

14.08.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi I have watched and am currently watching this show and would welcome your thoughts!

13.08.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A text exhange:
<wait so what's your username on [censored]? :)
>Oh goodness, you get to see ask my hyperspecific kink scenario posts lmaooo
>no going back now, I guess
>[censored]
<we've literally had sex merrill

A text exhange: <wait so what's your username on [censored]? :) >Oh goodness, you get to see ask my hyperspecific kink scenario posts lmaooo >no going back now, I guess >[censored] <we've literally had sex merrill

Oh yeah.

13.08.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A fully labeled map of US states. About 4/5 of the states are colored green, but the following are colored red: Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, Indiana, Kentucky,  and Rhode Island.

A fully labeled map of US states. About 4/5 of the states are colored green, but the following are colored red: Wyoming, South Dakota, Minnesota, Iowa, Kansas, Missouri, Oklahoma, Arkansas, Mississippi, Indiana, Kentucky, and Rhode Island.

I got 79% of the US >.<

13.08.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi. :)

13.08.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please cover my home in a *ick

I mean what

13.08.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna start calling you "Brock."

13.08.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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