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14.02.2026 23:54 — 👍 73    🔁 14    💬 0    📌 0
A tortoise shell cat named Layla urges you to say hello to her friend as she sits on a multicolored rug on a brown tile floor.

A tortoise shell cat named Layla urges you to say hello to her friend as she sits on a multicolored rug on a brown tile floor.

One of our Favorites @catsofyore.bsky.social is back! Please head over to their page and give them a big welcome back and a follow if you haven’t already!
This is a great day for the community! ❤️😸❤️

14.02.2026 21:08 — 👍 117    🔁 5    💬 7    📌 0

The article doesnt actually mention them "distancing" themselves from Palantir, only that prompts to give your ID to Persona were "a test, which has concluded"

Continue to cancel Nitro and migrate elsewhere

14.02.2026 23:08 — 👍 2701    🔁 1751    💬 16    📌 6
black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby cat quietly watching a fish tank. the photo has a hazy, dream-like quality.

black and white photo of a shorthaired tabby cat quietly watching a fish tank. the photo has a hazy, dream-like quality.

Entertainment center. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

14.02.2026 22:48 — 👍 875    🔁 76    💬 14    📌 1
4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 unrolls carpet outdoors while Person 2 with short hair pulls cart full of more rolls.] (2) [Continuing uphill.] (3) [After going over a bump that takes them downhill, both people catch carpet roll that’s falling off the cart.] (4) PERSON 2: You’re *sure* we started installing the wall-to-wall carpet on the right side of the wall? PERSON 1: The other end of the room *must* be getting close by now.

4-panel comic. (1) [Person 1 unrolls carpet outdoors while Person 2 with short hair pulls cart full of more rolls.] (2) [Continuing uphill.] (3) [After going over a bump that takes them downhill, both people catch carpet roll that’s falling off the cart.] (4) PERSON 2: You’re *sure* we started installing the wall-to-wall carpet on the right side of the wall? PERSON 1: The other end of the room *must* be getting close by now.

Installation

xkcd.com/3206/

14.02.2026 21:31 — 👍 1909    🔁 186    💬 20    📌 5
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14.02.2026 17:36 — 👍 110    🔁 42    💬 2    📌 0

(i'm a time traveler trying to get caesar to invent caesar salad)

me: caesar! you have conquered all lands. none stand before you. what will you do now?

caesar: i think... i will invent a salad

me: what will you call it, your glory?

caesar: julius's salad

me: close

caesar: julius's epic salad

14.02.2026 14:56 — 👍 1907    🔁 238    💬 18    📌 2
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Esme the Mutant Freak

13.02.2026 23:09 — 👍 1227    🔁 203    💬 12    📌 0
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the Epstein congressional hearings are not going my way

13.02.2026 22:43 — 👍 1597    🔁 295    💬 20    📌 9

oh i wasnt the only one seeing this then lmao, was really confused

14.02.2026 14:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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me: aw man I wish there was something I could eat out here that would give me energy

the nutritious egg:

16.11.2024 21:35 — 👍 1160    🔁 271    💬 8    📌 1
@Ewelannawhite 21 days ago

girl dinner

@Ewelannawhite 21 days ago girl dinner

14.02.2026 02:48 — 👍 47    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0
news with headline saying "ZOHRAN MAMDANI WILL FORCE RESIDENT EVIL AND PERSONA FANS TO PLAY THEIR OWN GAMES"

news with headline saying "ZOHRAN MAMDANI WILL FORCE RESIDENT EVIL AND PERSONA FANS TO PLAY THEIR OWN GAMES"

14.02.2026 04:34 — 👍 445    🔁 122    💬 5    📌 5
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12.02.2026 23:33 — 👍 216    🔁 93    💬 1    📌 0

rose.systems/animalist

114 animals listed
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this game is tough but it's fun

13.02.2026 23:07 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
freddy fazbear from five nights at freddy's being carried by advanced spaceship

freddy fazbear from five nights at freddy's being carried by advanced spaceship

join my discord server to submit memes

discord.gg/Zd5bvgk9z7

13.02.2026 19:42 — 👍 23    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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🩶 My life rn. One screaming to be picked up. The other purring even louder to be picked up. #Jett #Jules #kittens #CatsOfBluesky

13.02.2026 17:07 — 👍 58    🔁 4    💬 5    📌 0
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13.02.2026 14:30 — 👍 195    🔁 54    💬 1    📌 0

I keep seeing folks say they'll just accept a Teen Friendly account on Discord rather than scan or ID and I don't know if I wanna mass normalize leaving NSFW pals out in the cold yet again. Especially with all the censorship stuff goin on I think we gotta stand with the freaks now more than ever.

13.02.2026 13:20 — 👍 12804    🔁 5200    💬 190    📌 102

Also I'm Freaks. I wanna look at cool hot fucksex on my computer. What fucking good is any platform where I can't share all that Sorlag porn I'm commissioning. Work?? I have email for that I always had email for that. Maybe Discord can just fuck off?? That's my idea. My big idea is Fuck Off

13.02.2026 13:24 — 👍 4269    🔁 1026    💬 43    📌 14
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

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Captured in bright indoor lighting before a hessian pin board, a Great Horned Owl with wide-eyes and wet-plumage is cloaked in a white cloth. Spiked feathers radiate from his head in all directions, like a hairy durian, accentuating his look of shock and indignation. We may have found the true paragon of Owls in Towels.

Captured in bright indoor lighting before a hessian pin board, a Great Horned Owl with wide-eyes and wet-plumage is cloaked in a white cloth. Spiked feathers radiate from his head in all directions, like a hairy durian, accentuating his look of shock and indignation. We may have found the true paragon of Owls in Towels.

A Moist Owlette is freshly showered at Owl Park San Vigilio, a zoological park in northern Italy 🇮🇹 via fb.com/816647270688... #owlsintowels 💛🦉

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#borzoi

11.02.2026 23:32 — 👍 6148    🔁 1866    💬 16    📌 6

forgot the most important of the genre

12.02.2026 23:31 — 👍 2256    🔁 733    💬 17    📌 17

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