I can't wait til we have a good nice president who does all the same shit but quietly and shares their Spotify wrapped with us.
14.01.2026 18:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@purehorror.bsky.social
Cartoonist/zine maker. Normal brain. Patreon.com/jfkcartoons Instagram.com/purehorror
I can't wait til we have a good nice president who does all the same shit but quietly and shares their Spotify wrapped with us.
14.01.2026 18:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Not an Oasis fan.
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I call this move "the performative fraidy cat"
13.01.2026 21:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thinking about thinking about the future...
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20 years of seatbelts
12.01.2026 15:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#comics #sketchbook #diarycomics #altcomics #tired
12.01.2026 00:53 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0An great episode that also taught me you can sometimes finagle 2 sick days out of "food poisoning"
09.01.2026 04:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yeah these aren't really days conducive to relaxing unfortunately.
09.01.2026 04:02 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As a man of leisure, I highly recommend relaxing, when one can. It's highly pleasurable!
09.01.2026 03:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Patreon.com/jfkcartoons
Gonna be posting my daily "diary" strip up for free on patreon from now on. There will be subscriber only content posted here and there as well, but these guys are gonna stay free
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Gonna be posting my daily "diary" strip up for free on patreon from now on. There will be subscriber only content posted here and there as well, but these guys are gonna stay free
#comics #altcomics #diarycomics #artcomics #indiecomics #art #bigbusiness
Tripping over my one half off sock and banging my head on the corner of the table rushing to the computer to post a picture of Trump and Epstein in the replies. My head is bleeding as I type "π€£π€£π€£ maybe THIS DESPICABLE COMEDY DUO should open for Chappelle! π€£π€£π€£" before passing out. I never hit "post"
06.01.2026 04:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0They all made pained and disgusted faces when I invested my life savings in child coffins. But we'll see who "the fucking creep" is when I have my very own Toyota dealership and a billboard on the Route 1 AutoMile
06.01.2026 01:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#comics #diarycomics #altcomics
06.01.2026 01:24 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Checking out the news and the takes. Feeling great!
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Patreon.com/jfkcartoons link in the bio
Thinking about alien things.
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Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid
01.01.2026 17:49 β π 2439 π 337 π¬ 46 π 7I miss the mercury
02.01.2026 02:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It's true!
02.01.2026 02:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0New year new kinda guy. An auto bio comics kinda guy.
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You FUCKED UP, your LEFTY politics have ALIENATED the BILLIONAIRES who run the CHILD BONE EXTRACTION FACTORIES and now they will do a MASS EXODUS from your STATE or CITY. Donβt CRY to ME when you no longer see their CHILD CATCHING VANS in your STATE or CITY, YOU IDIOT
29.12.2025 19:20 β π 3486 π 808 π¬ 17 π 10Patreon.com/jfkcartoons
I swear I'll get less annoying about this.
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What IS a horse?
Posted some samples from upcoming zine on the patreon. Please consider subscribing for a monthly zine. Or even just telling a friend. 8$ a month/1 zine a month. First one is 32 pages, B/W, and comes with an 11"x17" B/W 2-sided foldout.
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I swear I'll get less annoying about this.
#comics #cartoons #drawings #artcomics #altcomics #zines #hotdogs
In the 90s everyone loved aeroplanes and dust bowl carnival posters and that fucking man in the moon
28.12.2025 18:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0