Just run the ball and get the fuck out of Jonesboro.

Give it to us we deserve it (sama td edition) #bluecy

Give it to us. We deserve it. #bluecy

I said the same thing...is this how it feels to be Texas ?

Oh god, are WE the team being kept in the game by the refs?! #BlueCy

Update from Jonesboro. It's 120 degrees and Arkansas State fans have hope. Send reinforcements #bluesky

2 out of 3 ain't bad #kentuckyderby

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Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone WASHINGTON—Looking around with despair as he searched for an open seat in the Pentagon cafeteria, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly forced to drink his lunch alone Wednesday.  Acco...

Unpopular Pete Hegseth Forced To Drink Lunch Alone

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

Don’t look at me, I voted for the black lady who didn’t want to burn down our economy.

Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3 WASHINGTON—Insisting they were serious this time as they addressed all 340 million Americans, officials with the U.S. Department of Education sternly announced Thursday that they were counting to three. “All right, we’re not playing around here, guys—you do not want to see what happens when we get to three,” department spokesperson Ella Reiss said during […]

Department Of Education Sternly Announces It Is Counting To 3
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The only time I miss Twitter is during Iowa State basketball games. #bluecy

Hot take: if your restaurant requires me to scan a QR code for the menu, you should have free wifi.

One of our supporters shared this with us—people are getting creative tonight!

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

It looks like this is a raffle for this experience? Probably a fundraiser with the use of the jet donated by a parent/alum?