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01.06.2025 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne" …
Je repête …
"Les sanglots longs des violons de l'automne" …
😉
Putin is too much of a coward to meet face to face with Zelensky to talk peace, so he will instead send thousands more of his country’s young men to die for absolutely no reason, and Trump will continue to lie and tell us how much warmonger mass-murderer Putin really wants peace.
15.05.2025 11:13 — 👍 3617 🔁 780 💬 140 📌 32I know it's "ich komme, ice komme ...", but all I hear is "pizza man, pizza man ... " 🍕🇫🇮😈
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By now I'm intimately acquainted with the Israeli entry, since for some reason it's been popping up as a YouTube advertisement for the past two weeks ... 🇮🇱🤔
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Luxembourg could just as well have entered this in the 1970s, 1980s, or 1990s, and it wouldn't have raised any eyebrows 🤔🇱🇺
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Eurovision evolved considerably during Luxembourg’s 30 year hiatus from the contest, while Luxembourg’s entries … didn’t ... 😐🇱🇺
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The wind machine is certainly appropriate for an artist from the Faroe Islands ... 🇩🇰💨🇫🇴😈
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This French song couldn't be more French if it was sat under the Eiffell Tower eating croissants and smoking a Gitâne. #Eurovision
15.05.2025 20:02 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sorry about the delay. The Maltese entry blew all the fuses in my over-the-top meter ... 🇲🇹😈
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I'm getting - appropriately enough - serious Nana Mouskouri (Νάνα" Μούσχουρη) vibes from the Greek performer 🤔🇬🇷
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"What the hell just happened?" My sentiments exactly after having watched the UK entry ... 😈🇬🇧
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The Austrian entry was let down by the choice of a black & white filter which may have done more harm than good ... 🧐🇦🇹
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A Midsummer NIght's Latvian Dream, one of Shakespeare's lesser known plays 🇱🇻😈
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#Latvia sent their local coven to #Eurovision and I can only respect that. #ESC2025
15.05.2025 19:22 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0You’ve heard of traditional Irish “diddley-eye” music. Apparently this is non-traditional Irish “bam-bam-ba-ra-ra-ra-ra-rambam” music … 🇮🇪😈
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I half wanted a milkshake before the start of the Australian entry, but I've gone off it now ... 🇦🇺🫣😈
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13.05.2025 16:23 — 👍 5430 🔁 1878 💬 313 📌 200Iceland is through to the final 🎊🎉🥳
Surprising, albeit pleasantly so 🫡🇮🇸
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Eurovision presenters: "We have a valid final vote!"
Me: "As opposed to what? an INvalid final vote?" 🧐😈
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"Europe, stop voting now!" 🥳🎉🎊
(This message brought to you by Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and JD vance) 😈
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Right, so remember earlier when I said the opening act was the most Swiss thing I'd ever seen?
Well, I may have spoken too soon because they just outdid themselves with the interval act 🫡🇨🇭😈
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🇨🇾: "I lost my heartbeat. Follow the bloodstream ... "
Me: "Illogical. If you lose your heartbeat, there will be no bloodstream to follow 🧐🖖"
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RÚV presenter: "The Croatian entry is titled "Poison cake", which is, of course, an exhortation to rise up against oppression and injustice." 🇭🇷
Me: " ... of course ... 🤔🧐😐 "
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Albania started like a typical ethno-song and then.. transitioned to a ex-CIA singing threateningly at the camera. Got back to ethnic dance song and finished on a high. #Eurovision #ESC2025
13.05.2025 20:17 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I feel like they're trying to start a fight with that David animation #sanmarino #eurovision
13.05.2025 20:12 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0OK, correct me if I'm wrong, but ... I get the distinct impression this the third Italian entry we've seen this evening ... 🇸🇲🧐
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"I preferred the Italian entry we heard earlier 🇮🇹🤔
What do you mean that was Estonia? Don't be ridiculous." 😈
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"What do you think of the Belgian entry?" 🇧🇪
Me: "Well, ehm, it's ... very ... red ... 🤔 "
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