Checkmate!
Wait, wait, what is that? Cars are a 19th Century technology, too?
@illmakeitmyself.bsky.social
Half of The Corners of Their Mouth Press. Queer food writing, zines, and art. https://linktr.ee/illmakeitmyself
Checkmate!
Wait, wait, what is that? Cars are a 19th Century technology, too?
If you're new to cooking or don't trust yourself to recognize a bad AI recipe, for the love on god, do not just use random recipes from random profiles. Find trustworthy sites and creators (Serious Eats, NYT Cooking, J. Kenji Lopez-Alt, Alton Brown) and search their archives for what you need.
25.11.2025 17:37 β π 703 π 393 π¬ 2 π 0My public service announcement for today is that Americaβs Test Kitchen, which is infinitely better then NYTimes Cooking, has introduced a new gift link option that has no limit on how many you can share and each link lasts 30 days.
25.11.2025 22:05 β π 876 π 228 π¬ 15 π 22I have developed zero recipes for NYTimes Cooking, and more than 100 for ATK, this is correct
25.11.2025 23:08 β π 89 π 15 π¬ 2 π 2I thought βlabubu dubai chocolateβ was just commentary on the state of things until instagram started serving me ads for a dubai chocolate bar shaped like a labubu
25.11.2025 18:45 β π 40 π 2 π¬ 3 π 0Defector is once again hiring interns. This shit pays pretty well and can be done remotely. Send this to any promising youths you know: defector.com/would-you-li...
25.11.2025 17:29 β π 36 π 16 π¬ 1 π 3Hello network. This is real shit. Iβm looking for transgender, nonbinary, or gender nonconforming front and back end web designers for a project to help trans people get housing in NJ. This is a paid opportunity.
Please share this if you see it, and my DMs are open for more information. Tysm π©΅π©·π€π©·π©΅
Yesterday was a great day to have a stamp unveiled by Canada Post! Rural places like mine depend so much on CP, we support the workers, and Iβm honoured to be in this 2nd graphic novel collection with 5 others! π¬ www.instagram.com/p/DRTQlk4jG9...
21.11.2025 15:47 β π 412 π 49 π¬ 13 π 3For my newsletter, I wrote about Olivia Nuzzi and the older men who have taken advantage of her her whole life. www.burnsnotice.com/olivia-nuzzi...
18.11.2025 17:48 β π 870 π 181 π¬ 55 π 55Today for Trans Day of Remembrance, don't forget that last month, Gov. Newsom vetoed a bill that would have prevented discrimination against trans people in insurance and allowed people who need hormones to stockpile a year's worth of supply.
He also vetoed a PreP bill that had bipartisan support.
βHe was the mouse and the architect of his maze. The giver of his pleasure and torment.β
20.11.2025 02:40 β π 143 π 43 π¬ 2 π 5This mural has gone up in Kingston, ostensibly for Christmas but AI has ensured it's actually to celebrate the return of our dark lord Cthulhu
18.11.2025 09:43 β π 3867 π 1406 π¬ 235 π 473Flyer for free Friday night comics class. Text: A free comics workshop presented by SAW Friday Nov 21 7pm set on zoom! Build Your Own Labyrinth with Matt Madden. Comic drawing in the center of flyer with 4 panels. Each panel shows a squished character. Panel 1 text: I can't seem to say more than a few words at a time. Panel 2 text: My words keep getting cut off. Panel 3 text: thought balloon with 2 exclamation points "!!" and character looks cramped and angry. Panel 4 text: I can't even hear my self think.
Our next free, online *WE BELIEVE IN COMICS* Friday Night Comics Workshop: Build Your Own Labyrinth with Matt Madden!
Join in November 21 @ 7PM Eastern/4PM Pacific. Link in bio!
buff.ly/0s90zM6
Please note, this is a Sequential Artists Workshop (SAW) online event.
Hey authors! Check to see if Anthropic stole your book to train their slop generator on. Youβre entitled to $1500 per stolen Work.
Look up your work, and if youβre in the database, file a claim
secure.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com/lookup/
Give Jamie Loftus a Golden Globe you cowards
19.11.2025 02:20 β π 641 π 79 π¬ 13 π 3My bus driver just called out the people watching videos on speaker and I think we should make him mayor
18.11.2025 14:32 β π 2090 π 236 π¬ 23 π 18authors you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now
18.11.2025 04:35 β π 4036 π 2036 π¬ 8 π 25can bad prose be sexually transmitted
18.11.2025 02:02 β π 2520 π 251 π¬ 62 π 28This is exactly how I would expect someone who loves RFK Jr's brain to write bsky.app/profile/mich...
17.11.2025 15:17 β π 195 π 13 π¬ 2 π 0the seven little words every woman wants to hear: "baby don't worry. it's not a worm"
17.11.2025 14:25 β π 1100 π 94 π¬ 2 π 14anyway here's the archive link if you too like to suffer: archive.is/h55cm
17.11.2025 14:21 β π 148 π 6 π¬ 2 π 2yep it's a Malort advent calendar alright
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
15.11.2025 00:54 β π 2809 π 869 π¬ 67 π 143Bill Clinton's dick is the lament configuration that has cursed american politics for the entirety of my lifetime
15.11.2025 00:07 β π 1962 π 409 π¬ 23 π 23A grinning blonde gremlin of a child in a tiara, ripped tights, too-big shoes and tattered tutu with text "it is my birthday"
Today is my birthday, which you know I always use as an excuse to spoil you! November 14th, everything online is 14% off, no code needed! Just skedaddle on over to the site and get shopping!β
15.11.2025 05:00 β π 65 π 10 π¬ 6 π 0screengrab of an election site calling the race for katie wilson and noting that bruce harrell's campaign has stopped responding to the media
Sorry to be hyperlocal for a moment but there's something so hilarious about how our awful mayor spent the last few months pretending to be a man of the people, clearly hated every moment of it, and then the moment he loses he can finally be like "up your nose with a rubber hose, Seattle"
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07.11.2025 02:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A pink gameboy screen with the words "will you bite with us?" and the options "yes" and "no". Up top, it says "529 subs to go"
We have some updates for our community, which has been so wonderfully supportive of our goals. With seven days of campaigning to go, we have reached 44% of our goal. This is absolutely amazing, we are SO thankful!
28.10.2025 14:40 β π 17 π 14 π¬ 2 π 2"This isn't about me; it's about you. You need to know what the best candy is for Halloween. Even though you're 33. With no kids. And totally into Keto."
25.10.2025 18:17 β π 90 π 12 π¬ 5 π 2Short Run Comix Festival poster from 2025. November 1, 2025, 11 am to 6 pm at the Seattle Design Center in Georgetown, Seattle. New location! Free! Image is a black and red illustration of a bear driving a pick up truck with anthropomorphic sunflowers and various other characters like a crocodile in a cowboy hat and boots, vest and jockstrap.
The Corners of Their Mouth Press will be tabling at Short Run 2025 at the Seattle Design Center in Georgetown on November 1! Details: shortrun.org
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