Jessica

Idk what they were talking about on this podcast bc I spaced out, but George Knapp said you need 2 cats to live with.

If humans squirted blood from their eyes when they felt threatened like the horned lizard, can you imagine what it would look like around here right now?

Same. I’m here if you need to talk.

I had a lump last year, but it ended up being fibrocystic stuff. Got a mammogram and ultrasound. I’m with you though, I’m getting them removed if something happens.

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I’m debating paper weight

Also getting on my husbands health insurance because I do not trust these mother fuckers to not fuck up medicare.

The X-Files S2:E15 where Mulder is on a dock looking at a black cat standing on a column.

The best part of the episode. #XFiles

One more appointment to fill cavities in November. I got good dental insurance now, can finally get everything fixed.

Had cavities filled on my front 4 teeth.

Got waterboarded.

Ikr.

Forgot I had a dentist appointment, then couldn’t find my keys because I tossed them when I went to get groceries the other day.

Hell yeah.

A grey dilute tortie cat sitting on a box and a solid grey cat sitting beside her, both on a coffee table, sitting next to a container of dry cat food, and both looking directly into the camera.

I guess it’s time for lunch. #Cats #CatsOfBlueSky

On this day in 1973, we lost Sister Rosetta Tharpe — the Godmother of Rock and Roll. Long before electric guitars roared, hers already did. Without her, there’s no Elvis, no Chuck Berry, no rock revolution.

I love grapefruit. lol. I used to have one of those special grapefruit knives that cuts out the pieces.

Every time I don’t check pockets, that happens, or I was a pair of earbuds or a vape.

New milkwalker just dropped

Anyone else who can roll der tongue? I can do it! Mama always tells me I'm special!

Trying to get off carbamazapine, and I was only off it for like 6 weeks a few years back, in the past 15 years, and I ate so many grapefruits and drank so much Fresca.

"Is it really worth it?" meme. Text says "is it really worth it?" and below it is two pictures. The left picture is a flapjack octopus (Opisthoteuthis sp.), probably Opisthoteuthis californiana. It is a small, adorable orange octopus. It has arms that are all connected with gelatinous webbing. It is big round black eyes with orange pupils, and two adorable fins on its mantle that look like cute little eats. The image on the right is a scoop or mango ice cream, which vaguely has the same shape as the octopus. The octopus is circled with a red circle and a red arrow extends from the circle pointing to the ice cream.

A photo of a Curled Octopus (Eledone cirrhosa) sitting in a tide pool with its head and mantle out of the water. It is surrounded by mussels. Text in a black box says "unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing."

A "live slug reaction" meme, except it is "Live Octopus Reaction" and the image is a low quality image of a glowing sucker octopus (Stauroteuthis syrtensis) Its arms are going out and down with its webbing out. Its fins are tucked in. It is staring at the camera as if you just caught it eating your potato chips at 3 AM.

A blurry photo of a Curled Octopus (Eledone cirrhosa) in a shallow pool on a beach. The octopus is partially out of the water, with its head sticking out and facing forward to the camera. Its arms are spread out. The camera is almost level, slightly from above, so it almost looks like the octopus took the photo, although the photographer's reflection is visible. The beach is brown and muddy. The octopus is orange, with the part out of the water being shiny. A grey, transparent box with white text is going across the image to help make the image look like a Snapchat message. The text says "hey i think you accidentally left me on read haha"

It's #WorldOctopusDay!

While I already have a post for #OCTOtober, here's a bonus of some octopus shitposts from personal collection

dyson spheres are just like regular spheres except they cost $800

Whispering ₕₑₗₗₒ through the security camera again.

Skaneateles

Since it's the spooky season, I was going to go in this place for a paw reading. They only read palms. My tarot reading said my future is bright, tho
#SpikesSpots #Spike #Wednesday #Dogsofbluesky

Are you in the mood for a happy story? I miss the days when the WaPo had a "Style" section entirely devoted to features like this one. But at least we get to learn the saga of a little calico named Francine.

Free link: archive.ph/3VYFi

Barn owl be like:

The airport next to Maralago now says on the FAA National Airspace System status website that it is closed to weather modification aircraft.

What in the hell???

nasstatus.faa.gov

#TheTroops™️ are starting to get grumpy