delphi

wish i could get into bluesky but i just end up ignoring it for months at a time

a discord screenshot with text saying “desperate great / to shoot, or get shot / delphi rolled a 1,1,2”

put this on my gravestone actually

a picture of a black and tan long haired miniature dachshund sat up in a yellow chair. he looks very distinguished

finally posting after having an account for over six months hello

this is beyond amazing news

Actually, Jamiroquai is the name of the band. The singer you're talking about is Jamiroquai's monster...

Well Steve, you are in for a big surprise

wikihow artist: i have seen dogs before. trust me

you’re living in it, baby

this is gonna be the best film of the year

A meme in the style of the "you wouldn't steal a car" meme, but instead there are four separate sections of text. They read, respectively: You wouldn't enter a hospital. You wouldn't talk to the receptionist. You wouldn't talk to a doctor. You wouldn't comfort your grieving wife.

a triumph of memetic engineering

the energy im tryna bring to the skyline

I can’t think of anything funny to post right now but i promise you, im incredibly funny

orange red eft on a rock looking majestic

met a guy while out hiking in Vermont

Logging out of Twitter and logging into Bluesky feels a lot like faking your own death and starting a new life as a mysterious but respected bartender in a quiet coastal New England town

I will never understand US time zones

"It's 5.30 pst"

ok, but why are we whispering?