EB White Widow

The existence of mononyms implies the existence of stereonyms and 7.1surroundnyms

Omg so close to 10k, thank you everyone just a few more to go

Inside you there are two wolves. This furry convention has gotten out of hand.

Love that people who don’t believe in evolution think god just created ducks to have explosive corkscrew penises from day one

Job hunting is bullshit, I only agreed because I thought it meant tracking down occupations and killing them

So embarrassing how you don’t know the first rule of spite club

Zombert

A 58-year-old white man with dreadlocks finally starts acting professional: Hahaha, no that was a long time ago. It’s Robert Zombert now

Every time the internet seems quiet, I assume everyone is mad at me and nobody told me

No I’m not gonna report a software crash, I’m not a narc

Excited to have a whole new platform, for months I’ve just been shouting “Sad!” into a dumpster

We’re all pronouncing Bluesky like it’s a Russian dog’s name, right?