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Just did a fart so long and quiet I think I might have birthed a ghost.

31.08.2025 08:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You're doing god's work. Not well, but you're doing it and that's what counts. x

03.06.2023 23:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

hollow

03.06.2023 23:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

congrats

03.06.2023 23:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh you're just a Jim looking for his Pam?
I am a Dwight seeking three other Dwights to play weekly four hour sessions of Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition; rules as written, snacks are mandatory.
#dnd #dungeons and dragons #adventures in dming #5e #dming #dungeon master #ttrpgs #the office

03.06.2023 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Proving you're mentally stable by watching Dancer In The Dark all the way through.
Proving you're not by doing the same.
#bjork #bjorkfan #dancer in the dark

03.06.2023 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Should Pokémon unionize?
Explain your answer.

03.06.2023 23:36 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Why scream into the void when you can scream into your crotch?

03.06.2023 23:36 — 👍 10    🔁 1    💬 3    📌 1

SON: I was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school

ME: What's that?

SON: A big building with lots of kids, but that's not important right now

03.05.2023 12:31 — 👍 77    🔁 15    💬 0    📌 0

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