Just did a fart so long and quiet I think I might have birthed a ghost.
31.08.2025 08:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You're doing god's work. Not well, but you're doing it and that's what counts. x
03.06.2023 23:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
hollow
03.06.2023 23:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
congrats
03.06.2023 23:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Oh you're just a Jim looking for his Pam?
I am a Dwight seeking three other Dwights to play weekly four hour sessions of Dungeons & Dragons Fifth Edition; rules as written, snacks are mandatory.
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03.06.2023 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Proving you're mentally stable by watching Dancer In The Dark all the way through.
Proving you're not by doing the same.
#bjork #bjorkfan #dancer in the dark
03.06.2023 23:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Should Pokémon unionize?
Explain your answer.
03.06.2023 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Why scream into the void when you can scream into your crotch?
03.06.2023 23:36 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 1
SON: I was awarded the Leslie Nielsen badge at school
ME: What's that?
SON: A big building with lots of kids, but that's not important right now
03.05.2023 12:31 — 👍 77 🔁 15 💬 0 📌 0
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the thing with the stuff:
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