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@eahrend.dev.bsky.social

Devops/Platform/Cloud engineer, whatever you wanna call it, I enjoy making software that makes making software easier. I enjoy doing cool shit with cool people. Huge Golang fan. I also play MTG and anime fighters. Don't expect any consistent content here.

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Latest posts by eahrend.dev on Bluesky

I saw a really cool 3 blue 1 brown video on this, the science behind it is really neat.

07.08.2025 01:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus.

Everybody: This isn't even a Torment Nexus, though, it's just a box with some Filipino contractors in it who try to beat you to death with pillows.

Tech Company: In 12 to 18 mon

06.08.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 274    ๐Ÿ” 105    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If nothing else, this just solidifies my hate for AI

06.08.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but it also makes it sound like you _really deeply_ want it.

06.08.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thought leader? No, I'm a thot leader, I'm in my hoe phase.

06.08.2025 17:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kids have two genders today
Gregorian Chants and Mongolian Throat Singing

06.08.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im at the combination crimey times and bashy script?

06.08.2025 00:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It feels like they asked Gemini to create the most soulless music possible.

That moment at next made me swear off going until this bubble pops.

06.08.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can you go into it or provide breadcrumbs? I'm interested but don't wanna waste your time on it.

06.08.2025 00:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm surprised it was actually able to write letters, albeit the uncanny-ness of how the letters are on the hoodie remind me of those targeted t shirts on facebook.

05.08.2025 23:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's gonna get even worse
www.youtube.com/clip/UgkxPK5...

05.08.2025 23:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

oh damn, didn't even think of that.

05.08.2025 22:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am so tired of living through unprecedented times. Give me a day when the same thing exists as it did yesterday.

05.08.2025 22:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

New hyper focus: EN Vocaloid pop music with incredibly depressing lyrics.

05.08.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"God doesn't make mistakes."

Okay, maybe your God doesn't, but mine absolutely does, and his entire scripture is a hastily drawn note on a napkin thats says "sorry, too busy, fix it yourself"

05.08.2025 02:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't feel hopeful for the future of our world. I'm very much checked out. This future isn't ours, but I will live it out, if only to bear witness to the horrors that we wrought upon ourselves.

03.08.2025 21:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Especially those precision cut ones that like, cleanly fit into each other.

31.07.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's like, a years worth of health care for 35,000 people.

31.07.2025 22:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you put "elastic" in front of any two words, I wouldn't be able to tell you.

31.07.2025 22:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Any chance you can link the actual page? I can't seem to find the actual post.

31.07.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if I die, I die

31.07.2025 14:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The horizon is also "within sight", but I think he'd struggle to get there.

30.07.2025 15:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Holy shit, so many clocks breaking

30.07.2025 01:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have the power of hyedelin and anime on my side

29.07.2025 23:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A promo image for Saban's VR Troopers

A promo image for Saban's VR Troopers

HENSHIN A GO GO BABY

29.07.2025 19:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Considering Zuck's origin story, this tracks.

29.07.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Im telling Derek

29.07.2025 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A woman sleeps with ten men in one night and she's a slut, but when I do it, I'm gay???

29.07.2025 01:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Send some of that my way, would love to get some extra cash to clean up code.

28.07.2025 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you telling me to goon to grass?

28.07.2025 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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