Luken Castañeda

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

Don't let the diet industry fool you. Carbs are not your enemy.

Your real energy is Gannondorf, the Demon King, and his nefarious minions. Their plot to overthrow Hyrule must be stopped at all costs.

11:11

despicable man

Elon is the main reason why grimes has not been able to release her new album

One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts."

Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.

This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD

Pretending you’re at Sotheby’s isn’t going to stop fascism.

Cersei Lannister from Game of Thrones

The dems need her energy

rick from the white lotus is 100% the kind of guy i would fall madly in love with

I hate to break it to all these CEOs who want everyone to return to the office because they think we aren't working at home, but, uh......we were slacking off at the office too buddy. It's not really a "home" or "office" thing.

We just don't really want to work super hard so your stock can go up.

he just wanted to get a reaction out of me and he did. I will be wiser to ignore him next time

ran into a guy who was wearing a MAGA hat on the street on my way to the library. Obviously, i was shocked and looked at him disgustingly, to which he said, "thanks", with a cocky and arrogant tone, similar to that of the president he worships

This....

obsessed

i've rewatched each episode of the latest season of the white lotus twice. help.

like i'm always running super late and i look disheveled. how tf is she only 25 minutes late to her wedding when she looks like this?

the most unrealistic thing about sex and the city is carrie not being incredibly late to all her hang outs.

he also says that work is meaningful, but whatevs

when Hesiod said that labour is the punishment for human's moral decadence, he was onto something

Reading Virgil's Eclogues and Georgics is reawakening my childhood dream of becoming a farmer

I was at a party and someone just told me I look like a renaissance painting, which might be the best compliment I’ve ever received

Thought for the Day…

what kind of crystal does one need to carry to meet a hot guy in the poetry section at a used bookstore ?

Why would you make your narrator unreliable. I trusted you and purchased this book and this is how you repay me

Kendrick Lamar's Superbowl performance is why funding arts and humanities matters. We have Kendrick because his teacher introduced him to poetry and writing.

you can expect a drastic improvement in the quality of my tweets very soon

he's not wrong.

my friend, who is a furry, told me i tweet like a cringy wannabe edgy teenager