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getting circumcised with a pizza cutter

Unless your yard is covered in Columbian cocaine I don't give a fuck about your snow pictures.

lighting my infants cigarette for him since he cant do it himself

used a fleshlight from temu and it blew my fucking dick off

behaving abnormally just to feel something

dude we’re counting our chickens before they hatch tonight if you want to pull up

dude we’re leading a horse to water tonight if you want to pull up

that was pretty funny brother im dying with laughter

im sorry you’re so stupid that must be really hard for you bro

I just beat tf out my ex I’m not playing this year

i need to get violently high about this

flipping a coin and jerking off to completion before it lands

last night i was eating pussy of my pregnant gf and the baby started kicking so i went inside to see what’s all the fuss about

im waiting till marriage to finally take a shit

smoking weed with a wise old man he is 13000 years old

beautiful girls seem to lose interest when i start complaining about the goblins setting up camp near my village

need a girl who is awaiting trial for charges of witchcraft and sorcery

if a toddler asked me for a cigarette i would give that little retard a cigarette

i hate you and your giant tits

can i nut in you my love

i wish i would have beaten my ex violently

anyone wants to come over smoke some retard weed that makes you retarded