matthew

in his 3 NFL seasons, Brandon Aubrey has as many career 60-yard field goals (6-for-9, 66.7%) as every NFL kicker from 1960 to 2008 (6-for-82, 7.3%)

it’s bonkers how casual this has become

nice

if you ask me the real “stranger things” are what these friggin clowns in congress are up to these days

Holy smokes, Eurovision just fell apart. No Spain, Netherlands, Ireland. Maybe also no Belgium, Slovenia, Iceland?

Full Chicago-style with sport peppers, of course. But that’s just the first choice. I do not discriminate. All hot dogs are beautiful and loved.

we need a new "popeyes chicken sandwich" for everyone to flip out about. it doesn't need to be made by popeye's but it needs a similar huge cultural moment attached to it. i think a chicken fried steak sandwich could do it but perhaps the next sandwich to capture the zeitgeist is unknowable

every time i see that water tower i remember the animaniacs are trapped in there by david zaslav. Yet every story leaves it out

my motto for 2026 is “what could possibly go wrong?”

Bulls are back on pace for 37 wins and are accumulating medical mysteries.

Nature is healing.

This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.

The “Squidward looking out the window while SpongeBob and Patrick play outside” meme. Squidward is labeled with an American flag. SpongeBob is labeled with a Guardian headline that reads “‘Foam that’s washed away’: Support dissolves as Bolsonaro starts 27-year prison term.” Patrick is labeled with a NPR headline that reads “One year on from martial law crisis, South Korea celebrates its democracy’s resilience”

Portable radio with digital tuner set to 88.5 FM

here’s my musical year in review, shout out to WXPN and WRTI

A quote from an Axios story about a raccoon that got trashed at a North Carolina store that reads: "Why it matters: The intoxicated suspect was a raccoon."

Why it matters

If Rand Paul is on his ass I can confirm two things

1. Even the worst people on the planet hate Pete Hegseth

2. My electoral platform of “drop Pete Hegseth into a vat of crabs” is viable and accepting donors now

Gets better and better every time. The greatest film ever made. Perfect in every way to me.

forgot that Renault says “Everybody Comes to Rick‘s” exactly that way right at the start of Casablanca and involuntarily literally did the Leo pointing at the TV meme

John Boehner just texted Mike Johnson "The Smokes and Merlot are under the desk, pal."

something is happening out there

YouTube video by Tim Maia Tim Maia In Concert - O Descobridor Dos Sete Mares

transformando a casa num pedaço do Brasil esta noite, espero que meus vizinhos gostem do Tim Maia

YouTube video by Marcos Valle - Topic Estrelar

encontrei esse disco do Marcos Valle numa loja aqui em Philly uma semanas atrás mas comprei outro. o meu maior erro do ano

SEPTA Broad Street Line train on the inner northbound tracks at Girard station. Seen at front are two blue lights at top, one on each side, and two white headlights at the bottom above the wheels, at platform level or so

Ride SEPTA a lot? Perhaps you can spot what’s odd about this particular Broad-Ridge Spur train.

Saying it again: retroactively declare this entire term null and void due to the office being illegitimately held under the terms of Section 3 of the 14th Amendment. Any Dem pledging this will get my max donation and lots of volunteer hours.

It really isn’t said enough how much these people straight up hate America. People should say this a lot more frequently. They simply don’t like the good parts of modern American life.

My take on the Falklands/Malvinas sovereignty dispute: both British English and Argentine Spanish accents are among my weaknesses, and I would absolutely sell out to the first woman who asks me politely to pick their side.

Was just telling someone that I always watch Casablanca around Christmas even though it’s not really seasonal. Looks like it’s not that far off after all

4 panel comic Panel 1: Red Guy looking way way too happy yells “Hey Guys! Is Die Hard a Christmas movie?” Blue Guy next to him calmly says “Shhh” Panel 2: Blue Guy tenderly puts his arms around Red Guy and says “You don’t have to do this” Panel 3: Blue Guy still holds Red Guy tightly and repeats “You don’t have to do this every year”. Red Guy begins to break. Panel 4: Red Guy dissolves into Blue Guy’s embrace, sobbing. He finally feels the weight of Christmas Discourse lifting from his shoulders. He is finally free.

i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse

this video is a balm for the soul

welcome to the team

It’s guaranteed that every single bus ride in Philadelphia will have one or two people yelling “BACK DOOR” at the driver, and I have no clue what these people are doing to screw it up. Literally have never had to do it once after years of riding