a thumbs up with a smiling face on it. the text reads "GRETAT JOB"

thank you to this garbage quality ios game for my new favorite reaction image

Season 2 Episode 5 - Frame 922 out of 2723

Season 2 Episode 5 - Frame 922 out of 2723

Sad to report I just lost my job at nuclear, after 40 years of faithful service overseeing the US nuclear arsenal. My job was keeping all the nukes from exploding by pressing the don't explode button every 48 hours.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States WASHINGTON—Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back an...

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

If I gave you 1,000,000 guesses, there is a 0% chance you would guess what this is in response to. Please click on this and scroll up to the first post. I'm begging you.

I admit I did not have "OpenAI gets Temu'd" as a pale horse but if this is what does it, lol

Season 2 Episode 1 - Frame 2552 out of 2822

Season 2 Episode 1 - Frame 2552 out of 2822

Congratulations on adulting correctly!!

Joke article but i remember coming to the USA and seeing a couple sitting down being as tall as i was

My favourite superheroes are Spiderman since he has all the powers of a spider, and Catwoman since he has all the powers of a catwo.

saw the John Wick sequel yesterday, Wicked. they went a wildly different direction with the story but it was still very good

ah shit they’re returning fire

A [FAKE] tweet from South Korea's soon-to-be-ex-President Yoon Su, reading "The haters said we couldn't do it. And they were correct. Honestly great call from the haters"

Man Who Will Never Know the Touch of a Woman Fervently Casts Vote for "Best Jiggle Physics" at Real Game Awards GARY, Ind. — Gary resident Eric Biggins, who goes by the online alias TigBittyEnjoyer69 despite the fact that he has never touched a breast, has…

Man Who Will Never Know the Touch of a Woman Fervently Casts Vote for “Best Jiggle Physics” at Real Game Awards
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This Georgian protest movement to resist autocracy is giving me such life. A roman candle minigun is the best thing I've ever seen.

Pervis:I'M GONNA PLAY AS AN EVIL GUY! Game: PET DOG? *Pervis selects No* DOG IS SAD. Sanitation worker:I'M NOT GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE GARBAGE TRUCK Pervis: DO IT

This is an excellent list if you're looking for comic creators on Bluesky.

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands WASHINGTON—In a heartwarming and touching end to the story of two soulmates, sources confirmed Thursday that President Joe Biden and former President Donald Trump died two minutes apart holding hands....

Biden, Trump Die 2 Minutes Apart Holding Hands

Building muscle memory by opening Bluesky 74 times a day instead of Twitter.

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

US the next 4 years

A reminder to everyone:

It is okay to be angry after the election, but remember, It is Harris fault for being a dogshit candidate with a dogshit campaign. Do not blame the people, blame her for falling to do her job.

i have amassed hundreds of cards in the pokemon tcg app without playing a single match. it's truly just a little card pack opening simulator for me, like once or twice a day i open my packs for a serotonin boost and file away my precious jpegs

Algorithm god give me more monster hunter content.

Big Sister Protects - Gator Days